geordiebird

i thought the hokey cokey was as old as the dinasours :lol:
what were people singing at kids parties before this

well i do hope all is well and they got married :D
anyone got an email address to get in touch

aww kids eh, just when you feel like screaming at them they come out with the best things
my little boy asked me the other day if china would be open when we went to the shops he meant the chinese takeaway bless
he also tells me he loves me more than anything else n the whole life world he means,of course,the whole wide world :lol: :lol:

i say its a good thing :wink: :lol:

me to sian :lol: :lol: :lol:
glad i wasnt the only thicko :lol: :lol:

@*Sian* wrote:

You are not on your own GB I can never find them :lol: :lol:

i thought you had no problem finding men :wink: :lol:

woo hoo just found it :lol:
took me forever!!!!
my brother couldnt see him either :lol:

im one of those people that can never see this sort of stuff .you know the magic eye pics etc i never see a thing :lol:

hmmmm :?

are you all joking me :lol: :lol:
i cant spot anything

my brain is a mess then coz i cant see him :lol: :lol:

i couldnt find the man :? :? :?

kenty .. always up for a bit of banter
good laugh, tells it like it is, quick witted and sharp tongued :D

aww poor bird
but they can cause some damage to your car too

@Squeezy wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

we had a little accident and he snapped something very painful :?
blood everywhere and he walked like john wayne for a week :lol:

OMG – that happened to a guy I went with when I was 17 – Happened befre the sex stage though. TBH – I hadn’t even touched him ‘there’ lol – he must have been very sensitive.

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pml :lol:

i did it :lol: :lol:

no idea jooly, apparently it can happen your first time .dont ask me im no doctor :lol:
needless to say he recovered :wink:

the first time me and my sons dad had sex he was a virgin.
bless him
we had a little accident and he snapped something very painful :?
blood everywhere and he walked like john wayne for a week :lol:

@*Sian* wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

well im not gonna turn this thread into ‘gb and her fella’ but he is a decent bloke sometimes he just needs a shove in the right direction :roll:
but i cant shove forever can i :roll:

The only shoving you should be doing with a man is his head =P~

i knew you were gonna say that as i wrote it :lol: :lol: