[geordiebird]

i couldnt find the man :? :? :?

[geordiebird]

kenty .. always up for a bit of banter
good laugh, tells it like it is, quick witted and sharp tongued :D

[geordiebird]

aww poor bird
but they can cause some damage to your car too

[geordiebird]

@squeezy wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

we had a little accident and he snapped something very painful :?
blood everywhere and he walked like john wayne for a week :lol:

OMG – that happened to a guy I went with when I was 17 – Happened befre the sex stage though. TBH – I hadn’t even touched him ‘there’ lol – he must have been very sensitive.

He had to go to hospital :shock: :shock: *snigger* :lol: So I got off with his older brother instead 8) :oops: :lol:

pml :lol: :lol:
he was sayin ‘should i go to hos’
i was like ‘i dont know’ :lol: :lol: through sniggers
its a story told many times, bless him we laugh now

[geordiebird]

Spital Tongues (map)
1.5 miles

Hairy Side (map)
15.0 miles

Shitlington Crags (map)
25.1 miles

Slag Hill (map)
26.1 miles

Fanny Barks (map)
30.5 miles

Faggot (map)
37.3 miles

Cock Play (map)
38.3 miles

Lady’s Hole (map)
38.7 miles

Cock Bush Hall Farm (map)
43.8 miles

Crackpot (map)
46.1 miles

pml :lol:

[geordiebird]

i did it :lol: :lol:

[geordiebird]

no idea jooly, apparently it can happen your first time .dont ask me im no doctor :lol:
needless to say he recovered :wink:

[geordiebird]

the first time me and my sons dad had sex he was a virgin.
bless him
we had a little accident and he snapped something very painful :?
blood everywhere and he walked like john wayne for a week :lol:

[geordiebird]

@*Sian* wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

well im not gonna turn this thread into ‘gb and her fella’ but he is a decent bloke sometimes he just needs a shove in the right direction :roll:
but i cant shove forever can i :roll:

The only shoving you should be doing with a man is his head =P~

i knew you were gonna say that as i wrote it :lol: :lol:

[geordiebird]

well im not gonna turn this thread into ‘gb and her fella’ but he is a decent bloke sometimes he just needs a shove in the right direction :roll:
but i cant shove forever can i :roll:

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