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A handbag for Jen so she can whack BestMan around the head with it, in true ‘old lady’ style, according to him :wink:

1) What do you have for breakfast on christmas day? Bucks fizz yum!

2) What main present do you hope santa puts in his sack for you? Keys!

3) Who are you spending christmas with? Family and in-laws

4) Will you be online on christmas day? Erm, erm, spoken like a true addict. NO!

5) Have you got much left to buy for christmas? Nothing, am all…[Read more]

A new nail file for that bloomin’ cat!

…and for Mel – hmmmmm – a ticket to Butlins

:wink:

It was just a fiver wasn’t it? :wink:

My dwarves would be:

Doc – Pasty
Grumpy – Stapler
Happy – Fugs
Sleepy – Danny2011
Bashful – Desmondy
Sneezy – Artful_Dodger
Dopey – Archi

Whooop! Hat trick!

3rd Happy Birthday message…hope you had a good day xx :lol:

:D :D :D :D :D :D

lol @ you both :)

I WAS shocked!!!! :shock:

Awww Des! and Sorry Pasty :P

Moving on….

Bradley Cooper, Denzel Washington & Karl Pilkington

Shag Bradley, marry Denzel and bye bye Karl!

Erm…

Ray Winston, Danny Dyer and Simon Pegg!

Even more bored now.

You can only choose 1 thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop being annoying :P

E.g.

Marry Des, shag stapes and bin pasty :)

Ha ok

Fluz, LucyLocket and Minxy :)

FFS I give up

Pretend all you like :wink:

*chokes*

Hennas fab, eh? :twisted:

1 What is the weirdest thing you have eaten? Hedgehog flavoured crisps – I think Walkers went through a phase years ago of odd crisps

2 Who is the weirdest person you have had a crush on? Louis Theroux

3 Weirdest memory? Haven’t any that I can think of, I get deja vu a lot if that counts!

4 Weirdest person in chat in your opinion? A bloke…[Read more]

Mel, Rob Lowe when he was playing the sax in St Elmos Fires, sat astride the seat in the bar….mmm that’s true blues :)

I don’t think any of you have been good, so this whole thread is pointless.

:shock:

Me on the other hand….I’ve been perfect.