Gyps

*rolls down her tights and kicks off her slippers in anticipation……* 8)

ffs, diced garlic will take away the flavour of the succulent Ramsay… are you mad!!!! :shock:

You always do, you fecking tease you….. 8)

Seems no one else wants to apply Pats, just me and you girl!

That means more for us………… 8) 8)

*wipes and sniffs* 8)

You said you’d never tell anyone about the time we met up!!! :evil:

@PATS wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

Marshamallows in every orifice, whilst that brings exquisite images to mind, methinks it is a bit of waste….

Gyppo’s tongue in every orifice… now that is more like it!!!!!! 8)

i forgot to mention the marshmallows wud be on the end of my tongue……………. :wink:

Biatch……

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I cant believe you havent called me yet for the Beeker thing Pats!!!

Look, i really think you are being a tad greedy, you can be the filling – with extra mayo if it pleases – with mr nameless and mr trousersroundmytits Cowell,

Cath can have Harrison Ford – he’s a bit too ‘uncle-ish’ for my liking,,

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Marshamallows in every orifice, whilst that brings exquisite images to mind, methinks it is a bit of waste….

Gyppo’s tongue in every orifice… now that is more like it!!!!!! 8)

@cath 55 wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

I was once a treehouse – i lived in a cake…………

(got some funny looks in work when i was singing it today tho!) 8)

an i dunt even ave to imitate the voice…..i REALLY sound like that……………. :shock: :D

grrrrrrrrrr feckin song wont leave me brain lol find meself hummin it all the time…

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@rubyred wrote:

spooky,,im just back from shops buying fresh thyme..as im having a bash at the beef casserole gordon made last night,,i bloody love him ! Never miss the F word me ! I got the bay leaves and the black peppercorns all i need now is buried in a bath of plum tatin and clotted cream with Mr Ramsey !!

ya just WOULD eh?

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Aaah, that explains it! Yorkshire…..

*nods her head in condescending way*

Dear Peculiar,

May i merely point out that how one interprets living in a cake and a singing llama is down to one’s own warped mind. Gyppo accepts no responsibility whatsoever for those mad enough to think Simon Cowell is gorgeous.

Gorgeous Gyrating Gyppo x

@PATS wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

I’d have him over Trinny and Suzanne!!!! =P~ =P~ :-

lmfao……………………wen they were showin his kids the best meat cuts an he got on all fours…………omfggggggggggg……………it shouldnt be allowed!!!!! :P :P :P

I know, didnt you just wanna wriggle in underneath, i know i did!!!

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Dear Doctor,

If i said ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest’ and ‘Pats’ in the same sentence, would you know what I meant?

Please admit her, very soon….

Yours…

Gyrating Gyppo x

I’d have him over Trinny and Suzanne!!!! =P~ =P~ :-

Did you see him last night Pats???

When he was handling that eel….. I just wanted to sit on his face!!!
(Ramsay’s not the eel…. :shock: )

Oh and died and gone to heave, 2 of my ‘yes i’d shag’ men on one programme…
Ramsay AND Jonathan Ross………………

Rabbit got a good seeing to last night i can tell thee…… :twisted:

@PATS wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

We have been mates a long time Pongo, and never yet have we agreed over men!

Im in love with Beeker, you’re in love with Cowell, etcetera, etcetera (said in best King and I stylee…)

At last, we have reached common ground in the form of

Gordon ‘i wanna f*ck the Gyppo’ Ramsay!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D 8)

dont ye just…

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He likes his melons does our Matty!!! 8)

@PATS wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

I was once a treehouse – i lived in a cake…………

(got some funny looks in work when i was singing it today tho!) 8)

an i dunt even ave to imitate the voice…..i REALLY sound like that……………. :shock: :D

:shock: :shock: :shock: