Gyps

@Gyps wrote:

Im sure I can rustle something up which most certainly will not require a tin opener…. 8)

You do know I’m a vegetarian?

@Gyps wrote:

Nightwish

She Is My Sin

8)

@Gyps wrote:

@Drivel wrote:

To be fair Gyps the thread was about excess fat not anorexia

I would imagine that the majority of fat people are fat due to over indulgence , and could really do something about it if they were bothered
I have no idea how you would battle anorexia , it is obviously close to your heart with your daughter
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@Gyps wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

Nice to meet you Ms. Jolie.
You can call me the Future Mrs. Colin Farrell :wink:

Hey, how you doin Ms Future Mrs Colin Farrell???

Heh, heh heh….. :D

Tired – You know, from all the sex, sex, sex with my future husband. Oh what’s a Desperate Housewife to do? :roll:
:lol: :lol:

@PATS wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

Seems no one else wants to apply Pats, just me and you girl!

That means more for us………… 8) 8)

just hold up a minute gyps git back in yer caravan girl!!!!!!! i been offline due to the thunder this afternoon, there is no truth in the scurrilous rumour i been hidin behind the settee!!!!!!!!!

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@cath 55 wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

I was once a treehouse – i lived in a cake…………

(got some funny looks in work when i was singing it today tho!) 8)

an i dunt even ave to imitate the voice…..i REALLY sound like that……………. :shock: :D

grrrrrrrrrr feckin song wont leave me brain…

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@cath 55 wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

Seems no one else wants to apply Pats, just me and you girl!

That means more for us………… 8) 8)

just hold up a minute gyps git back in yer caravan girl!!!!!!! i been offline due to the thunder this afternoon, there is no truth in the scurrilous rumour i been hidin behind the settee!!!!!!!!!

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@Gyps wrote:

Why….? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Indeed! Imagine spoiling all the SERIOUS INTELLECTUAL polls with a stupid one like this eh? :wink: :wink:

@PATS wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

I was once a treehouse – i lived in a cake…………

(got some funny looks in work when i was singing it today tho!) 8)

an i dunt even ave to imitate the voice…..i REALLY sound like that……………. :shock: :D

grrrrrrrrrr feckin song wont leave me brain lol find meself…

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@Gyps wrote:

I have a nice box……….. 8)

mmmmmmm u certainly do, gorgeous. :lol:

@Gyps wrote:

As nature intended 8)

I love nature, me :wink: :wink: phwoooar!!

@Gyps wrote:

After a hard day at the office (im so wrapped up in Ramsay at the moment i cant even type the word ‘hard’ without getting all hot and bothered!!), i like nothing better than to come home, kick me docs off, clip me toenails, slip me feet into me tartans, take me teeth out and sit at the window and flick me toenail clippings at chavs!…

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@Gyps wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

Seems no one else wants to apply Pats, just me and you girl!

That means more for us………… 8) 8)

ope gordon doesnt mind gettin headbutted the 1st time he swears at meee……….. :D

Oh my frickin sweet lord above, I would KILL for him to swear at me…….. 8)

y no wat……me too. :P :P

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@PATS wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

*rolls down her tights and kicks off her slippers in anticipation……* 8)

spits woolly furballs out of gob…..ffs @tights!!!!!!!! :shock:

You have no class woman! No class i tell ya’s!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:

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@PATS wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

@PATS wrote:

and heres my pudding……………………………

http://www.thebestlegaladvice.com/lawyer.php?vid=WoHundkqw0o

It’s definitely only Ramsay that we have in common Pats!!! 8)

sends le bop for immediate eye test and mental health assesment. :shock:

He’s got pubes stuck on his head ffs!!! :shock:

@Gyps wrote:

*rolls down her tights and kicks off her slippers in anticipation……* 8)

spits woolly furballs out of gob…..ffs @tights!!!!!!!! :shock:

@Gyps wrote:

@PATS wrote:

and heres my pudding……………………………

http://www.thebestlegaladvice.com/lawyer.php?vid=WoHundkqw0o

It’s definitely only Ramsay that we have in common Pats!!! 8)

sends le bop for immediate eye test and mental health assesment. :shock:

@Gyps wrote:

*wipes and sniffs* 8)

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: did i spill sum??????????? 8)

@Gyps wrote:

Why don’t polish women use vibrators?

It chips their teeth.

8)

sn/iggers

@Gyps wrote:

Aaah, that explains it! Yorkshire…..

*nods her head in condescending way*

I REST MY CASE………………….