HermanGRRRman

So if he farts, do you take the blame? :shock:

@*Sian wrote:

I burp quite alot and expect my partner to take the blame when we are in public 8)

TUT TUT TUTTYPOOS :evil: :lol:

Sian, im sure DOA is on the market, i bet he’s sick of sh aggin bumholes in Brighton

So Sian? U like a sweaty bloke? :lol:

Druid, ur are the kindest guy on JC ffs m8!
Even rob47’s tickling of me chubble is’nt anything on your kindness :D
True class lad 8)

@*Sian wrote:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Hairy armpits????? :shock:

Nipples on men?????? :lol:

Eyebrows?????? :D

Pubic Hair?????
:roll:

Eyebrows, hairy armpits and pubic hair are all there to collect sweat and also men were once girls…. in the womb that is, so there you go… all answered :D

:shock: NUFF SAID! :shock:

LOL Smiley sunshine! :lol:
Guaranteed riots in Tallinn tonight! C’mon EnGRRRRRRland! o/ :D

DJ HMS Hypnotik :twisted:

Don’t ya just love DOA’s English grammar skills. :D

He has named this thread, “Forum Host PB has pass on” :shock:

Hey PB, I hope you haven’t put your bus pass on ya head mate :lol:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

“Who killed PB?” “I,” said the Sparrow,
“With my bow and arrow (…with added fish paste), I killed PB.”
“Who saw him die?” “I,” said the cat!,
“With my little eye, I saw him die.”
“Who caught his blood?” “I,” said the potato peeler,
“With my little blade, I caught his blood.”
“Who’ll make the shroud?” “I,” said PATS,
“With my…

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In fact…… where is Shazza? Hope she is ok, Im sure DOA will presume shes a gooner, (dead)

How about………………

Desperate Orifice Attractor

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I reckon DOA is as thick as a blonde bird having a blonde moment!

AM, that is class hun!!! You swallowed ya pride there! lol :lol:

Wanna swallow summat else? LOL 8)

I live in south manc, north cheshire ugo m8, every pub is ran by a group of people im luckily to be in with. Not 1 is a utd fan, They are hated in these parts!
:D

THEY USUALLY GET FILLED IN, EVEN BY THE CITY FAN BOUNCERS

Im the one that breaks it up………. :lol:

LOL@ugo!!!! United fans go to Italy, ……………………….. AND GET FILLED IN

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR @ ForumHost GM (bet this gets deleted)

@PP1 wrote:

Here is the updated table to the end of May 2007

ChatGuideJA 5632
Mimsey 1088
Shindig 938
Poet 821
ChatGuideGD 688
Chess 485
Sheep 433
Cath 367
Wilma 365
Merc 349
Michelle 329
Abbie 301
Slayer 265
Kathleen 198
Collydog 183
Fay 167
Liverbird 145
Dagger 140
Catty 131
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Nice one Burn, im expecting my first niece anyday now. Cool mate. ;)

@PATS wrote:

@R.O.T.T wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Good point that. I mean can you imagine what would happen if one of the twins wandered off and got lost?? ffs.
And uber that remark about forgetting to take Maddie with them in the first place wasn,t atall funny and i,m not laughing at you. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

all i’ll say to you is “Dear…

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