HermanGRRRman

I used to be a Stock Manager and during the run up to Christmas one year, I received a delivery of about 84 “Tickle me Elmo’s”. Now, the funny thing about tickle me elmo is not wen u set him of vibrating, but wen u set of all 84 of them at the same time. I think it says, “Oh, that tickles!” and then it goes off on a mad one. Me and the lads even…[Read more]

@pikey wrote:

:lol: Ruby, I think the Leeds site just had a hit on the majority of the constituent words. The site doesn’t mention the riddle at all.

How does the League Cup fit, Herman?

dunno mate, just a wild guess

@Bat wrote:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

spam, cheese, mayo and eggyolk toasties! classic!

Do you know what Max, that sounds bloody wonderful that does. Think I might try that. Cheers hunxx B good. :wink:

Its especially great when all the fat drips down ya chin, and u have to take a massive bite cos if ya dont u know one of the egg yolks is gonna fall…[Read more]

other team is newcastle,
answer is to win the league cup, but its old now

spam, cheese, mayo and eggyolk toasties! classic!

69% lmfao!!!!! but i lied on it….

i gotta say this sunny hun……… i hate man utd till i die, however, that fecker mcclaren MUST make stevie G the captain of EnGRRRland, my money is on JT or ffs ffs ffs ffs ffs dont wanna type it…. Gary Neville ffs, the only way mcclaren will earn any inital respect is by putting stevie G capt!!!!!!

man utd players always get us knocked out…[Read more]

@Lou-Lou wrote:

ffs got me crying now babes , and im sorry too , we have both been a couple of silly mares and listening to other people instead of listening to each other , ive missed you so much and of course everything is sorted, you know how much you mean to me and to the little one and im so glad we talked things thro , and today was lovely,…

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pfffffffffffft, cmon enGRRRland

@Bad Manners wrote:

Think I saw something in the paper about Sepp Blatter saying that every team was playing attacking football, except England.

At least England are playing football……………….
unlike Scotland pmsl

December 28, 2007.

My 30th birthday GRRRRRR

Absolutely funny as hell!!!!!! Can’t stop laughing! Hail the Hoff! Hail! Hail!

Jamie feckin Oliver! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i hate that fecker!!!! The reason(s)?

He’s got a smug look similar to Robbie Williams
He is soo annoying
He does me head in
Anyone can cook ffs!!!!
In the latest advert he is doing, he is selling Spinach Salads from an Ice cream van on a beach ffs!!!!!
What a GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR im gettin annoyed now,…[Read more]

Happy GRRRthday KQ huni, have a good one!

@kevin wrote:

2 of my neighbours keep pigeons
i have just ordered an air rifle
no idea if its legal
i’m going to pop everyone that lands in my garden
vermin aren’t they?

maybe they got the pigeons to make kevin move away

yes i am a dead rinGRRR for GRRRant mitchell, apparently :oops:

@Bad Manners wrote:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

@James Belfast wrote:

Well done Herman for the most pedantic post of the year. Hats off to you for spotting that one and for pointing it out so eloquently :wink:

How many were arrested btw – are the final figures in?

LOL james, u northern irish tend to forget the intelligence of us english, thats why we…

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@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

@ugo wrote:

On a Train yesterday for an hour & a half , behind me where three asians shouting or talking extreamily loud in there language , annoying most of the passengers as every now & again the word F * * K would come out in plain English , anyway after at least 20 mins of putting up with this shyte I rose to my feet ,…

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@ugo wrote:

On a Train yesterday for an hour & a half , behind me where three asians shouting or talking extreamily loud in there language , annoying most of the passengers as every now & again the word F * * K would come out in plain English , anyway after at least 20 mins of putting up with this shyte I rose to my feet , calmly walked over to…

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@James Belfast wrote:

Well done Herman for the most pedantic post of the year. Hats off to you for spotting that one and for pointing it out so eloquently :wink:

How many were arrested btw – are the final figures in?

LOL james, u northern irish tend to forget the intelligence of us english, thats why we still OWN your country lmao, u never…[Read more]