[HermanGRRRman]

So if he farts, do you take the blame? :shock:

[HermanGRRRman]

@*Sian wrote:

I burp quite alot and expect my partner to take the blame when we are in public 8)

TUT TUT TUTTYPOOS :evil: :lol:

[HermanGRRRman]

Sian, im sure DOA is on the market, i bet he’s sick of sh aggin bumholes in Brighton

[HermanGRRRman]

So Sian? U like a sweaty bloke? :lol:

[HermanGRRRman]

Druid, ur are the kindest guy on JC ffs m8!
Even rob47’s tickling of me chubble is’nt anything on your kindness :D
True class lad 8)

[HermanGRRRman]

@*Sian wrote:

@hermangrrrman! wrote:

Hairy armpits????? :shock:

Nipples on men?????? :lol:

Eyebrows?????? :D

Pubic Hair?????
:roll:

Eyebrows, hairy armpits and pubic hair are all there to collect sweat and also men were once girls…. in the womb that is, so there you go… all answered :D

:shock: NUFF SAID! :shock:

[HermanGRRRman]

LOL Smiley sunshine! :lol:
Guaranteed riots in Tallinn tonight! C’mon EnGRRRRRRland! o/ :D

[HermanGRRRman]

DJ HMS Hypnotik :twisted:

[HermanGRRRman]

Don’t ya just love DOA’s English grammar skills. :D

He has named this thread, “Forum Host PB has pass on” :shock:

Hey PB, I hope you haven’t put your bus pass on ya head mate :lol:

[HermanGRRRman]

@rainbowbrite wrote:

“Who killed PB?” “I,” said the Sparrow,
“With my bow and arrow (…with added fish paste), I killed PB.”
“Who saw him die?” “I,” said the cat!,
“With my little eye, I saw him die.”
“Who caught his blood?” “I,” said the potato peeler,
“With my little blade, I caught his blood.”
“Who’ll make the shroud?” “I,” said PATS,
“With my thread and needle, I’ll make the shroud.”
“Who’ll dig his grave?” “I,” said DOA,
“With my pick and shovel, I’ll dig his grave.”
“Who’ll be the gay parson?” “I,” said kangawallafox,
“With my little book, I’ll be the parson.”
“Who’ll be the clerk?” “I,” said fastcars,
“If it’s not in the dark, I’ll be the clerk.”
“Who’ll carry the link?” “I,” said HermanGrrrman,“I’ll fetch it in a minute, I’ll carry the link.”
“Who’ll be chief mourner?” “I,” said Sunny!,
“I mourn for my love, I’ll be chief mourner.”
“Who’ll carry the coffin?” “I,” said ChathostUK,
“If it’s not through the night, I’ll carry the coffin.”
“Who’ll bear the pall? “We,” said Oss,
“Both the cock (DOA) and I, we’ll bear the pall.”
“Who’ll sing a psalm?” “I,” said Amercan woman,
“As she sat on a bush, I’ll sing a psalm.”
“Who’ll toll the bell?” “I,” said Ugo
“Because I can pull(myself off), I’ll toll the bell.”
All the birds of the air fell a-sighing and a-sobbing,
When they heard the bell toll for poor Forumhost PB….

Like feck I will! :twisted:

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