[HermanGRRRman]

@femme 58 wrote:

Whats School ???

School is the place where I had the best years of my life, funny as f00k all the time

[HermanGRRRman]

Is it true that Bats look like a shuttlec0ck in mid air, immediately after theyhave been smashed with a racket :?: :twisted: :lol:

[HermanGRRRman]

Here’s a few of my tales from school…..

1) Sneaked out at lunch and phoned the school from a phone box and in an Irish accent I said,” I just thought I’d teel ya, there’s a bomb in the school!”
I returned to school 10 mins later to find the alarm going off and all 1000 pupils lined up in classes. The deputy head gripped me and told me he knew it was me, GRRRRRRRR!
Hermy suspended for 2 weeks! LMAO :lol:

2) During a photo shoot which included the whole school, lucky Hermy had to stand at the back about 10 rows up, so I thought i could get away with stickin the V’s up during all 3 shoots.
Silly Hermy suspended for 2 weeks! LMAO :lol:

3) Various thefts from the school canteen after I had spent my dinner money on fags. I used to nick pizzas and spam fritters, my blazer was stained for years and it stunk LMAO. Never got caught doing that. Free school meals for Hermy. :lol:

They were the days!

[HermanGRRRman]

im watching you all!!! :lol:
I think Ugo has vanished…….., he wont be the next poster

[HermanGRRRman]

Hmmmmmm, seems like the padlock on PATS’ cupboard has been broken off, there’s two of em knocking about now!!!
Damn you pats!!! Damn youuuuuuuuuu! :lol:

[HermanGRRRman]

@beeker wrote:

@hermangrrrman! wrote:

What is thier purpose here??

ForumHosts NM, CL, GM.

No-one ever sees them ever :roll:

( you may not see us….. but we see you )

more to the point…who the f@ck are you?! :? 8)

Thats not very nice now is it Beeker? PATS will you please take Mr Beeker to ya cupboard so he can put my scabby Y-fronts on his head :wink:

[HermanGRRRman]

Great when ya get home in one piece, f00ked, innit? o/

[HermanGRRRman]

Still cant f00king do it!!!!! Ive been sat here since my last post trying………. :lol:
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[HermanGRRRman]

Im sat here now, bored out of my head watching “Through the keyhole” with dead balls David Frost, and ive realised a new ambition……
I want to appear on the panel of the show because I have never ever feckin heard of any of the people who show off their gaffs!
Just wanna go on their to take the pi ss,

Who lives in a house like this???

My reply would be, ” Feck knows, i spotted a letterbox, so erm Postman feckin Pat!” :twisted:

[HermanGRRRman]

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I want my mummyyyyyy!!!!! :twisted:

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! :(

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