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No No Ugo, you were nearly correct…. well here goes,
@ugo wrote:
well here goes ,
If you got kids then this might be one for you then
1st get a cheap bottle of lemonade
2nd peel of Lemonade bottles label
3rd remove Lemonade bottles cap
4th empty the buGRRR
5th fill it with wee wee
6th squirt in, 8 or 9 droplets of jizz
7th replace Bottles cap & allow to standThe Outcome
You have just made a lava lamp lookalike ( without the danger )
Apparently baby`s will stir at them for hours Hence peace & quiet for you …….. :D
Happy 21st tempty u old troutypants x
No questions asked Mazzer hunipot! If only i had a shell suit to match….. :lol:
Hey BB!!! GRRRRRRRRRR, that was after many double vodkas and pints, i was wobbling all over the show!
Yes that is really me, and the dumb blonde is one of me chums :lol:
The 8yr old boy that weighs 14 stone was asked earlier on TV today what his favourite musical instrument was at school.
The fat kunt said the dinner bell@forumhostpb wrote:
I was sent a link to this site (below) that shows pictures of females before and after an extreme make-up session.
This is utterly horrifying and is the absolute proof that ‘beer goggles’ simply don’t exist.
For example ….just imagine that you went out with the one at the top left (with her ”after” face on) and woke up the next morning to be greeted by the ”before” face. God it quite makes you shudder!!!
Check it out here …> http://eatliver.com/makeup/#null
I have to say, thats quite amazing PB. Most of those mingers actually scrubbed up impressively!
Next time im in tesco’s, all im gonna think when i see some housewife is……hmmmm nice, but oh u could be so much better :DI often cook a meal for my family because i love the way they screw their face up when they put the first fork full in!
Jokes aside………
I really love cooking for others, it makes it worth while and when I do cook for my family, i insist that they sit in the dining room around the table too!
FFS im such a gent :D@bunny wrote:
Is certainly no dumb blonde .. maybe herman was dropped as a baby by a blonde midwife…. may explain a lot !!! ( bet he was a cute baby though !! ) :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:
I was a beautiful baby once, then when I was a toddler, I had blonde hair, I’m so happy I have intelligent genes, they decided to get rid of the blonde and they made it all fall out.
@ugo wrote:
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him “Head and Shoulders” and it cleared up. The blonde asked inquisitively,
“How do you give shoulders?” :lol: :lol: :lol:Heheheheheeheheeeee! Funny that Ugo! :lol: :lol:
