Irish_Lucy

Waiting on a phone call

Cluade and Maude, both in their 80’s decide to have some fun and start kissing, one thing leads to another and they end up having sex.

Afterwards Cluade is lying there thinking to himself – if i had of know she was that tight i would have been gentle.

Maude lying there thinking to herself – if i had of know he could still get it up, i would have…[Read more]

Will i go to work or ring in sick again

(rang in sick)

@thin ice wrote:

are the days of traditional relationships over
more and more people seem to be opting for a friends with benifits type relationship rather than commitment
no regrets
no one to answer too
no chance of getting hurt or involved
do what you want when you want with who you want
suits both men and women
no ironing shirts for the…

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ALF

after helping out family i’d emigrate (maybe Canada) but leave this god forsaken broke island once and for all – return for the so called revolution :lol:

Its number 23 on mine but fecking brilliant Jen :D

A few dodgy ones but love that last one :lol:

Serj Tankian

Gary Oldman

yep spitroast with them — yes please

humm pretty much the same things except words, i’m rubbish at spelling to feck that for a game of cricket but also love tea.

and forrest’s and kittens

oh and weed

HUH ?? :?

Peice

Can anyone play this lol

to Floor i say

Board

how the hell do you copy and paste as in quote as i want to quote Tinks – i agree

Why can’t football be just that??