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  • #125003

    @jen_jen wrote:

    A customer asking if I did Frankenstein oil…she meant frankincense! :lol:

    That sounds like something my mam would do as before she went into a paint shop and asked for a tin of durex insted of dulux!!!

    The worst (well for my dad) in a packed local pub she was on about re-decoration the kitchen when she said she’d love a dìldo rail around the room – she meant dado rail.

    Freud would of had a feild day with her lol.

    #329946

    YAY Gaz

    #453420

    @jen_jen wrote:

    :lol: :lol: classic

    #490004

    Its coming into summer so i might shave the “pùssy”

    #490002

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    @pennyj wrote:

    It said ON the bed not IN :D

    Same thing!!……..Anyway what’s the difference? ….. in or on? Why don’t you let him in the bed? …any reason? :lol:

    Not sure if there is a way of answering this without opening it up for a pìsstaking but the reason mine is on top of the covers and not under is simply because her fur tickles my legs.

    #490049

    Actor who appeared on Strickly/ grumpy old men etc.

    #490054

    My best mate is a bloke. Our parents grew up together so i know him all my life. He’s like an extra brother tbh.

    you know who your best friend is when you ring them and say ” i have a dead body” and they reply “and i have a shovel”. :lol:

    #489755

    cant speak for Blossom’ here and you im not but your more than willing to come with us, no idea where it will be yet but it has to be warm, we can get the chunnel to france ( see Blossom’s post for not taking direct route) and train to warmer endings, Deffo up to Amserdam first so I can stock up though :wink:

    #489752

    sweet but it better be somewhere warm.

    #329941

    now where did i put my monopoly money :)

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