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Got this email this morning :lol:
JACK (age 3)
was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister… After a while he
asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?’MELANIE (age 5)
asked her Granny how old she was.. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.’STEVEN (age 3)
hugged and kissed his Mom good night. ‘I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.’BRITTANY (age 4)
had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: ‘How does it know it’s me?’SUSAN (age 4)
was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. ‘Please don’t give me this juice again,’ she said, ‘It makes my teeth cough..’DJ (age 4)
stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: ‘How much do I cost?’CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, ‘I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?’
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: ‘Why is he whispering in her mouth?’
TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, ‘Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?’
JAMES (age 4)was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: ‘The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.’ Concerned, James asked: ‘What happened to the flea?’
This particular Sunday sermon….’Dear Lord,’ the minister began, with arms
extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. ‘Without
you, we are but dust…’ He would have continued but at that moment my very
obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite
audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, ‘Mom, what is butt
dust?’so indians have full brains
Irish have half a brain
and the Enlish have no brains
????????????????????Still not funny.
:-s It started out ok but wheres the punch line?
@poet wrote:
Go get a sense of humour you patronising moron :roll:
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sat in a pub….what a cracking joke that was…. :P ….Then a Welsh bloke walked in…..the joke was over :wink:
Then the joke contuined when the seen the sheep tooked under his arm :D
@sceptical guy wrote:
@poet wrote:
Cut off Wales, Scotland and Yorkshire 8)
that’s a clever poet..
bye bye Dylan Thomas, Robbie Burns, Ted Hughes etc etc etc
If they want to leave, let them leave, but imho we’d be the poorer if they did
lol @ bye bye Dylan Thomas, Robbie Burns and Ted Hughes – Secptial guy Their already gone, dead and buried.
i do that.
my fav was when i was young and home sick from school, i love burnt toast anyway but with butter, strawberry jam and slice bananas it was fecking lovely.
Not sure if i’d have the stomack for it now but it really was tasty.
This is for, eh, well, Still to be decided :wink:
Ok for anyone :(
Roses are Red
Voilets are Blue
If you come to Dublin
I’ll give you a screw@catlady1606 wrote:
:evil: :evil: :evil: grrrrr dont know whats up now cant get back in chat againnnnn.seems 2 be telling me i dont have java aye rite y am i on here then lol HELPPPPPPP AGAINNNNN :lol: :lol: :lol:
Relax your most likely not missing anything.
Its Monday morning and Panda is now crying after starting this thread, gets her phone back and relises noone rang or txted her over the weekend.
See Panda you did live without it :D
nope I look good from all angles.
Im the one in the green – now control yourself lads, go easy on the pm’s please.
