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this was one of the last things my ex said to me.
“your a cùnt and you push people away, your going to die alone”.
Yeah it hurt but what puts a smile on my face now is the fact he’s nout more than an EX and I don’t have to put up with his crap anymore, talking down to me etc etc :D
@chameleon wrote:
@toybulldog wrote:
this one looks a bit ugly. I think she’s related to someone who’s really ugly.
If we all complain to the guides our lives can be a lot less stressful.
Not as ugly as the freaks in that wedding picture of Flipper & Co. 8)
so does this mean your going to be brave and post your pic like Toy did? or stay a hypocrite?
oh nearly forgot 8) 8) 8) 8)
haha its how you read it Cert.
It was mearly my opioion, why, did you not like it?
hahah overheard in LONDON.
Young mother to five-year-old daughter: Morgan! Come here! Do you remember that film we watched about perverts? Now hold my hand!
@best man wrote:
you seem to get about a lot and hear a lot of things, are you a roving reporter for jc lucy?
i suggest a better user name for you could be keyhole kate.i never get out thats the problem lol, and the quotes are from a book Cosy.
Queuing on Dame Street to go to Obama’s speech……
Garda on loudspeaker: “no alcohol allowed”
Crowd of 3000+ sarcastically reply: “noooooooooooo!”
Garda on loudspeaker: “lads this is serious”Two girls and a guy were outside a nightclub. The girl was going home with her boyfriend and was obviously feeling guilty about leaving her very drunk friend on her own. She was giving her money to pay for the taxi as her friend didn’t have any money left.
Girl #1: How much will your taxi fare be?
Girl #2: (Incoherently) Around 10 euro…
Girl #1: Ok here’s a tenner, you might need a bit more, here’s a euro and let me see if I’ve anything else…(Rooting through purse)
Guy: That’s enough. Have you not got any money yourself to get home?!!
Girl #1: Here, there’s 18.50, will you be ok to get home with that?
Guy: That’s enough for the c**t. Come on, we’re going!Overheard at City centre pub: Middle aged man in pub: ‘I met a woman yesterday who said I only look half me age.’ Fellow drinker: ‘She must think you’re 92.’
Overheard at Ladies toilets, Wright Venue, Wednesday 30th June 2010: Girl 1: “Ah jaysus Sarah, I hope I don’t get out of it tonight and start ridin’ some randomer. It keeps happening to me!” Girl 2: “Just take it easy with the drink so.” Girl 1: “Eh wha? I don’t think so.”
Overheard at Pub in Inchicore: The morning after a friend’s birthday party we all went to the pub for the cure. One of the lads feeling a bit peckish asked the barman ‘Do you serve nuts here?’ Without battin an eyelid, the barman replies `We serve everyone!’
Sitting on the 39A heading into town, two young ones behind me looking into the liffey when they see a crane.
Girl 1: ah jayus look at the flamingo its standing on one leg.
Girl 2: thats not a flamingo its a stork.
Girl 1: dont be stupid a stork is a margarine.they went to investigate
If this thread was about christmas songs – i also like this one, but can’t get into youtube to put up link.
by Dr. Elmo – Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
CHORUS:
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an’ Grandpa, we believe.She’d been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication,
And she staggered out the door into the snow.When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on her back.CHORUS
Now we’re all so proud of Grandpa,
He’s been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel.It’s not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family’s dressed in black.
And we just can’t help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(SEND THEM BACK!!! )CHORUS
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig (ahhhhh!)
And the blue and silver candles,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma’s wig.I’ve warned all my friends and neighbours,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
(Sing it, Grandpa!)CHORUS
Maybe Eve and Gaz ran off together.
