JackHammer

@GAZLAN wrote:

@Cherriepie wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Runnin the baff :D

Hope you didn’t forget your bath time reading material :P :wink:

http://greaterscheme.webs.com/apps/links/

Har har smarty pants . . . . To busy squeezing my duck anyway :lol: :wink:

:shock: Quack

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Shame they both look like they would rather shag me than you.

No sugar-pie…. that’s wishful thinking on your part :wink:

I think I would faint before I could pounce….*heart palpitations*

:D adorable… we will wed soon enough. Give him more than a snog :P

@GAZLAN wrote:

Runnin the baff :D

Hope you didn’t forget your bath time reading material :P :wink:

http://greaterscheme.webs.com/apps/links/

:wink: :P

@GAZLAN wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

I just made this 6000 views for Eddie…. lol popular cat

Phew . . . . I thought it was just me that couldn’t count lol

Very kind Mrs Teapot . . . He said is she single :lol:

:shock: Run Kitty Run

Any Excuse for Chocolate mmmm :P 70% cocoa even mmmmm’er

@GAZLAN wrote:

@Cherriepie wrote:

Gaz…. your puns awfully familiar :P

As for Icke… he isn’t too bad…heard he isn’t the most reliable source… I did however find it on youtube–David Icke: Connecting the Dots (Part1, Audio Fixed) ?? not sure if this helps…I’ll watch it sometime soon.
Ta.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysiefYTZj0E

Must…

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@GAZLAN wrote:

@Cherriepie wrote:

Gaz, your connecting the dots audio is all echoed …. and Icke ? :?

I told him to come out of that cave :lol: :wink:
Is it in-audible, it does have a slight reverb at my end but seems audible ? Icke is just a messenger, the message is of importance and not to be taken lightly, a little research will support…

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@GAZLAN wrote:

Sicily beggers

Gaz, your connecting the dots audio is all echoed …. and Icke ? :?

@toybulldog wrote:

@Cherriepie wrote:

:lol:

I’d forgotten about you and now discern a smell ?

………ah yes.

The engendered Aspergers son of China, soon banned, who’d take people to task about their spelling yet who couldn’t quite get his/her words right when making threads.

Yes, the Nut Job.

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@Ironduke wrote:

After a long night of making love,the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand by the bed.He begins to worry.’Is this your husband?’ he nervously asks.
‘No, silly,’she replies, snuggling up to him. ‘Your boyfriend, then?’ he continues.
‘No, not at all,’she says, nibbling away at his ear. ‘Is it your dad or your…

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@Ironduke wrote:

An old, blind Texas cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to…

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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. Men will screw anything. :P

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist. :wink:

@toybulldog wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2no4xBL-zc

wow…..idiocy reached new heights. :?

@Tom wrote:

I’d say I’m a tad unstable.

awww someone’s feeling left out..

batty… can you please conduct another poll based on Tom’s self proclaimed instability? :shock:

@Pete wrote:

I only go nowadays

hahaha! :lol:

@LucyLocket wrote:

well……after being resuscitated….I would pay off everythinnnnnng my family and I owe……..buy a nice house…………..Invest some for my Daughters future………and give money to help victims of dosmestic violence that need a new start in life :)

Hello Princess Lucy :D welcome to the boards! ♥

@Tom wrote:

I’m quite looking forward to it, we’re so over-stretched we’ll probably have to call conscription. Cleanse the nation of all the yobs and baseball cap wearing yobs littering the streets these days!

South Korea has now vowed a ‘huge’ retaliation against the North. South Korea’s leader, Lee, stated that a huge air, land & naval assault…

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@GAZLAN wrote:

@Cherriepie wrote:

I need to embed a vid…. help please? :?

Depends where you are embeding it from and to, some sites like this one, don’t allow direct embeding others do, some have features that do but require certain actions to allow the code to work ? If you join photobucket, they have a new feature fo videos, when you upload…

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