James Belfast

You’d rather see some innocent abused than read my mindless posts? That’ll be the Tourettes showing through again, i suppose? np.

and what, pray, is tw@ttish about trying to lighten the situation which is getting out of hand and is completely out of character? You and the girls don’t approve?

Man of the Match award easy!

This handy diagram shows the maximum size hand luggage you can take on an airplane.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41432000/gif/_41432881_max_luggage_203x230.gif

This is a public information broadcast

Yeah I agree but attendances are on the increase DESPITE the ‘obscene’ prices, DESPITE the fact most games are live on tv and DESPITE the kick-offs being changed to suit tv schedules. Even teams with traditional working-class supporters (like Newcastle who have been starved of success for 50 years or so) still sell-out. I think demand for…[Read more]

That’s a fecking rip-off then!

Of course the trouble with the Bible is it misses bits out:

Do those prices include a pie and a bovril at half-time and a complimentary programme Matty?

What were you thinking of Robbo – breaking and entering that house?

I am going to have this room sealed until it is swept for bugs. I hope Emma hasn’t turned into one of those Mata Hari types, trying to lull us into a compromising situation. Or if she has I hope she goes all the way and the tape recorder isn’t working. And Geoff has been strangely quiet recently too; he’s been almost pleasant in a couple of his…[Read more]

Yeah there’s something REALLY strange happening but I don’t know what. I am normally attuned to these things and can see them quite early but these new tactics have got me stumped. Should we raise the general alert state?

anyone else apart from me put in their order for a copy of Finnish Babes V when it gets released?

Erm your ticker says there are still 4 days left, you sure you brought the right baby home? CHECK YOUR STOMACH!!! (If it’s confirmed, then congrats btw :wink: )

Ok now that PB is back I can EXCLUSIVELY reveal the agreed motions from the South-Central branch of the MRLP:

1. Garden hedges to be kept to a maximum height of 5 feet (so that we can look over at neighbours sunbathing or just generally be nosey).

2. All ChatRooms to be monitored by Paedo-Martials with GUNS!

3. Nobody allowed on MSN until…[Read more]

I am preparing a list but have to get it through the sub-committee first (you know what these political meetings can be like ffs).

There’s still time to fit in a quick’ Is it a Boy or a Girl’ poll before you go :wink:

Wow. I could almost kiss Emma – is she playing tricks on me????? :wink:

yeah probably got some fecking ethnics working in the translation department. :wink:

Yeah let’s hope that NOBODY tries to encourage racial tension Emma eh?

Hi Cybercat – from what I have seen you have helped a lot of people already on your first day. Welcome!