James Belfast

Hi Yankee Wifey, welcome to JC. There’s no-one up in UK yet so I will answer…

I presume GB means George Bush and not Great Britain – we just use the surname when we talk about that twonk in the Whitehouse.

I don’t think Bush did it for the benefit of major corporations – I think he did it to secure the future supply of oil assets generally…[Read more]

well Israel won’t attack them and no-one else in that region has the capability so sleep easy and don’t worry about it.

@Slayer wrote:

If Alton Towers has a Muslim day, a Gay day, an OAP day, a DCFC only day, a “wear a pink carnation day”…it doesnt bloody matter….We all belong to the same wonderful country (for all its faults, of which it has many) and to single out a particular day because it is a Muslim day, whilst ignoring every other time Alton Towers is…

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I prefer the stage St. Eroids – D’Ope – Le Grande Ban :wink:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

I have just been booted from 40’s room for going in as HermanGRRRman! is this fair? I won’t mention the guide involved, cos I’m too professional.

Maybe you got booted for your PREVIOUS name Hermy…just a thought :wink:

I wouldn’t want to be help responisble for saving Tony Blair PB. Sorry, but you will either have to sell this idea to another party or go it alone. I don’t want it sold to the BNP either btw cos they will send all the coloured thumbs to Estonia or somewhere for storage. Hey, if they put all the various coloured thumbs in the one cell would they…[Read more]

Why don’t you just make up a load of shyte and pocket the £100 yourself – isn’t that what journalists do?

Well it just takes a bit of lateral thinking PB – the technology is all out there, we just have to work out how and where to use it. Would solve prison overcrowding too. I would imagine you could get a couple of hundred thumbs to each cell.

Is Bassingbourne55 called James too?

Don’t you hate it when product-placement invades the serious posts. Whatever happened to subliminal advertising?

Actually I AM red-green colour blind (the dot test says so anyway but i never knew). Like a true scot, I KNOW when it is MA ROON (and it’s the Hearts colours as well). Watch BM doesn’t pull the old colour-blindness excuse and lay a green carpet out for you at Central (cos he’s a Tim)! And you be careful not to catch any exotic diseases off…[Read more]

Now that we can clone things, surely we can hang murderers but cut a bit of the body off and keep it in a jar (say a thumb or something). Then, if new evidence comes to light that proves they hanged the wrong person, they could simply clone the person back into existence and no damage has been done!

I got it ages ago but PB deleted my post…

Well I wish someone would re-record Ernie to a disco beat lol. Maybe Peter Kay might give it a go? And that shirt of mine is not crimson btw – it’s MAROON!

I think this featured in Saturday Night Fever – certainly had me dancing!

You could hear the hoof beats pound
As they raced across the ground
And the clatter of the wheels
As they spun round and round
And he galloped into Market Street
His badge upon his chest
His name was Ernie
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

Now Ernie loved a…[Read more]

Abraham who? Is he standing in for St Peter or something? What’s happened to Peter – TELL ME! Grrrrrrrrrrr

@rossylass wrote:

Eh James sorry to hear you have been deleted off the crossword board………..

you and lancsman48 usually do very well……………….so how come his not been deleted to give us a chance to????

Ime upset to think of you missing out ………….. :oops:

…erm, it was a joke Rossy (not a very good one…[Read more]

Cath, I am sure someone from the ‘management’ will explain what has happened but I am pretty sure no-one has targetted you for post deletions unless you have broken any copyright rules for recipes or knitting patterns or something. Deletion of the Birthday Message to Chess is probably the clearest indication that it is simply a ‘glitch’ in the…[Read more]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHESS!! xxx

Well far be it for anyone to let the facts get in the way of a good fight but I think you’ll find neither goalie moved (significantly) off their line for any of the penalties. They may have moved to the left or the right but that is allowed. At no stage, even after saving a penalty, was either goalie more than a foot or so off his line. The…[Read more]