James Belfast

Careful Pete, I have it on very good authority that Lucky is from North of the Watford Gap :wink:

@PATS wrote:

she tells em to fook off??? :shock:

:D That’s twice in one year PATS ffs!

No Rubes, but it might get you a spot on ‘Talented Grannies’ next year – BBC Digital Channel 537b. :wink:

Maybe we should form an investigation committee and go around and interview all the F3ers from north of the Watford Gap? If they can juggle 3 balls and ride a unicycle, they pass the test as genuine childrens entertainers: otherwise they must be assumed to be a prostitute and get tied to a chair and dunked in the village pond.

Hmmm it’s north of the watford gap, he says, so that rules out Chastity and Mikie Female and maybe Fay – anyone else live down south? Is it Catmanblue, PB?

Actually, the more I think about this, the more I believe it is a matter for the police. Is he saying that a F3 reg, known to him, advertises children’s entertainment on posters in private…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

@rivet wrote:

dost there be a pot of gold at the end of this call?

8)

u might get a golden shower. 8)

I know I shouldn’t but I genuinely guffawed at this. :D

@T’iz Me wrote:

My advice would be to get photographs of your BEES, and paste them to walls etc, you never know see, as someone may know something! Big crime these days isn’t it? Bee Knapping! Ronnie Biggs, eat your heart out!

Yeah welcome back nutter x I see you are up the duff again btw :)

I DID take photographs of the bees but the…[Read more]

@Beatty Blue wrote:

I’m actually about to cry… :lol: thanks!

I nearly started crying when that fecking finnish song came on BB :wink:

Good to see you’re planning on hanging around with us mentals anyway!

High on life Owen me old mucker, don’t need any of that marrythejanitor stuff or wotever it’s called : :D

PB Mary – you should have offered him that discount he was after!

yeah t’was fun – cheers Martin!

lol is THAT the winning song? I missed it – didn’t know Roy Wood from Wizzard was doing it this year? They kept that quiet! What a load of shyte, no wonder the Finnish have the world’s highest suicide rate ffs!

well it’s all over and BB will be doing somersaults. I thought Finland would win, you know. Good song that Finnish one!

(erm what was it again??)

@Squeezy wrote:

Britain just gave the 12 points to Finland!! 8) :lol:

Was that you lot phoning up for them?? :wink: :lol:

Maybe it was Rachel, Kate, Racquel etc etc etc all pooling their phone votes to support their favourite country?

@*Dawny* wrote:

Lol@terry wogan :lol: :lol: :lol:

That’s always the best bit! Terry for Proime Minister!

Finland are scooshing it – 30 point lead, half-way through the votes

wow Ireland gave us 8 points – they must under instructions from the Goverment to ensure the the new peace deal works, I guess Emmaland will be giving them 12 points then.

RIGHT! Well if Serbia are giving Bosnia 12 points we obviously don’t ned the fecking UN peacekeepers in there any more – send our troops home NOW!!! Oi Blair you coont – are you watching this???????????

that’s his teeth you can hear mary

wow – nice summary squeezy – glad someone is taking this thing seriously! :wink: