James Belfast

Oops, timing, James, timing…

@riot wrote:

Am I following you or are you just infront ??? :lol:

This Riot chap seems a lot calmer than Ugo I must say – Ugo would have bitten at that post of mine.

Better post something before she goes off on one…. I saw The Who the last time they were in Glasgow, Alex Harvey Band in support I think.

Just get pally with Ugo, PATS, Fast and Sunny Mary then you’ll get thousands of posts on your threads – nowt to do with the original subject mind you but thousands of posts nonetheless.

The same Bride and Groom sketch (he was the father of the bride) had him saying something like “And we are all delighted you have married Gavin – tae think you nearly threw yerself away on that big Nigerian…”. This was 70’s humour so quite shocking. I’ve got a video of his ‘best of’ somewhere Mary – I’ll need to look it out, not seen it for…[Read more]

I was reading earlier today on one of the other threads about someone wanting a Best Man’s speech done for him and I immediately thought of Ricki Fulton’s sketch…”and finally, I would ask you to join me in a toast for the two special peepul without whom we wouldn’t be sitting here now….(raises glass) Ladies and Gentlemen,… The Barstaff!”. Classic.

Disappointed

The Results ARE IN! You are:

77%
Slut

I was married for 20 years so this is bollox! Isn’t it…?

We haven’t seen this in a while:
:wink:
ERNIE Benny Hill

You could hear the hoof beats pound
As they raced across the ground
And the clatter of the wheels
As they spun round and round
And he galloped into Market Street
His badge upon his chest
His name was Ernie
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

Now Ernie loved a widow
A lady known…[Read more]

Why is she getting her hymen replaced?

I chose tempty cos she has big tits and I am shallow. I see I am not alone…

should we not have an Under 18 option to have a true representation of users? I’ve been to F2 you know…

Thought Ugo had gone?

The Tampon

hmm…next bright idea?

vile

Yes.

Is this the way to Amarillo?

Resigned

Some good ones there Lucky. I will start to use the 404 one whenever anyone can not understand anything I say at work. Wonder if PB will add any of them to the banned list?

subtle for an elefant!

OK I have taken out my words – hope Ugo sorry Riot feels able to do the same. Now, where was I..oh yes, honey!