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It is WONDERFUL! What do we have to do to get it into the charts?
Well done lads/lasses and lancs is a hero! I am gutted at being taken off at half-time especially when I had rearranged my opticians appointment in order to play. I hold my hand up for the goal though, I was distracted by sharon’s heavy breathing. Still, we are on a roll and I am off to practice defending corners so I don’t let the side down again.
Ok gather round team it’s nearly kick-off – I have a speech of Churchillian proportions to deliver which should help us beat this bunch of kaffir-bashers.
“Unaccustomed as I am…(gets hit by flying boot)”
well done the Tiger – solid performance!
@Bad Manners wrote:
Shurrup Pikey you cost us the win with your weak shot. :x
Now now BM, we’ll have no fighting in OUR JC team (note pitch for captaincy). Pikey can go to the FA website and look up ‘shooting’. How was your Scotland trial – any feedback?
Typical pre-season game really – getting to know each other’s style of play. I’m surprised I managed to last the full match but am pleased to report no twinges on the old thigh injury. I’m off for a rub down – what time is the match tomorrow? Have we got any coloured people playing against Barking btw cos they’re a bunch of racist coonts down there?
Ok, I’m off to that pub on the corner for a fag and a pint and to read my notes on ‘dribbling’ – give me a shout when the referee turns up.
@dead_on_arrvial wrote:
I know how to fix this and had the same trouble a few years ago, but I think your a comple cu nt, so your on your own !
:lol: :lol: First time DOA has ever made me laugh (apart from some of his spelling mistakes obviously)
@sweetasbaileez wrote:
my 40th birthday pic….red head and proud…and no asking if my collar and cuffs match please :wink:
We’ll find out after the footy. :wink:
Well?????????? I’m here with my boots hanging round my neck and my old cotton tracksuit on? Where is everybody? What time is kick-off? The pubs open soon….
