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Careful Pete, I have it on very good authority that Lucky is from North of the Watford Gap :wink:
No Rubes, but it might get you a spot on ‘Talented Grannies’ next year – BBC Digital Channel 537b. :wink:
Maybe we should form an investigation committee and go around and interview all the F3ers from north of the Watford Gap? If they can juggle 3 balls and ride a unicycle, they pass the test as genuine childrens entertainers: otherwise they must be assumed to be a prostitute and get tied to a chair and dunked in the village pond.
Hmmm it’s north of the watford gap, he says, so that rules out Chastity and Mikie Female and maybe Fay – anyone else live down south? Is it Catmanblue, PB?
Actually, the more I think about this, the more I believe it is a matter for the police. Is he saying that a F3 reg, known to him, advertises children’s entertainment on posters in private schools and then when they phone her up she instead gets porny with them?
Try phoning this number PB : 999. That should work.@t‘iz Me wrote:
My advice would be to get photographs of your BEES, and paste them to walls etc, you never know see, as someone may know something! Big crime these days isn’t it? Bee Knapping! Ronnie Biggs, eat your heart out!
Yeah welcome back nutter x I see you are up the duff again btw :)
I DID take photographs of the bees but the policeman said that was no use cos they all looked the same (something to do with them all having the same mother) so they couldn’t be picked out in an identity parade if they ever got found. He suggested painting them all with numbers like the shepherds do with their sheep but that would be ridiculous as there are millions of bees and the really big numbers wouldn’t fit on their tiny bodies. I think I shall go for the micro-chipping idea but it could be expensive.
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I’m actually about to cry… :lol: thanks!
I nearly started crying when that fecking finnish song came on BB :wink:
Good to see you’re planning on hanging around with us mentals anyway!
High on life Owen me old mucker, don’t need any of that marrythejanitor stuff or wotever it’s called : :D
PB Mary – you should have offered him that discount he was after!
