James54

sarcastic comments in the air, keeping seven up at any one time, reminding nellie of………

Man, GSOH, known for discretion but confused by wash and spin cycles, seeks woman who can stretch shrunken socks and appreciates the value Lidl and Aldi bring to the over priced grocery retail sector. Smiggling optional, should be able to gut fish.

the juggler, who was really a mafia money launderer, ………

Man, GSOH seeks domesticated (own white goods) woman, smiggling optional, knows how to make pork pies, cheap to run and sweet on the ear

Some women will laugh at any little thing, jen

Flashes at Velvet….see, you think you have problems

@jen_jen wrote:

Does one get to choose one’s own sock colours and vacuum attachment?

And what if someone has already taken your choice of colours?

Being neither cute or rugged, I think I might qualify for membership. Where do I sign up?

You temptress you will have me nibbled to death and buried in a dam.

Within a lodge you must be unique,…[Read more]

Life is a xxxxx sometimes.

Who would have thought Grand Beaver (South East) (retired) would cruise this board after official beaver shut down time.

So, no more sock secrets, no matter what you offer me to reveal them; and I will have to do penance with the liquorice for a whole year.

Ex CB

@jen_jen wrote:

I can understand why a man like you would be more suited to the small attachment.

I’m not going to ask how one becomed fully initiated…not publicly anyway!

Just to confirm, there is a socks protocol. They have to be odd, and you have to justify it.

Roger does yellow and black because he once played for Wasps thirds.

Doug does…[Read more]

@jen_jen wrote:

tut James that email was supposed to be private…and I’m surprised you use the curtain attachment and not the other small attachment with the soft bristles, I thought that would be much more you :P

well Jen I like to be open. Well, when I say open…thats why the small attachment works.

your other email question is a step too…[Read more]

@jen_jen wrote:

strawberry liquorice?

how perverse. I prefer 100% natural.

and to the email enquiry, no, you don’t wear the ear muffs on your head; yes I do use the smaller attachment, you know the one for curtains, and red and green is because of the naval history, nothing else, thank you.

J xx

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Sharing a fantasy :D

Tell us more!

A vacuum cleaner, ear muffs, liquorice laces and one red sock, one green one.

They don’t do fantasies the way they used to.

James

Sharing a fantasy :D

@kent f OBE wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Waking up, several times

Tsk! :lol:

My goodness Kenty, you do jump to unexpected conclusions

For all you know I was testing an iPhone app

Waking up, several times

@kent f OBE wrote:

My new shoesies make me smile….that is until they make me cry when they start rubbing :lol:

For some reason rubbing makes me smile

Someone lending me the supplement to volume 5 of the 9th edition of encyclopedia britannica; its changed my life !!

:)

OK off sailing in a cute all pink wetsuit.

Seeing as I am on a yacht, you could say its an indulgence of mine.

As for wearing it in the car on the way down? Priceless. If the M5 isn’t moving, I will be on the hard shoulder collecting for my Old Seamen charity. Give generously!

James

hey come on its a small target and moves faster than a mongoose

allegedly

I smiled at the thought of complete silence today.

Coincidence, or what?