James54

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Target practice :lol:

I am such a lousy shot, it goes everywhere but where it should

Sometimes the wrong place turns out to be the right place after all :lol:

Well, your honour, she moved after I aimed.

needs a bit of practice but it has legs, jen, its worth a squirt as they say

@jen_jen wrote:

Target practice :lol:

I am such a lousy shot, it goes everywhere but where it should

@Velvet 1 wrote:

It’ll take more than a sweaty bit of pork pie to bait this mermaid matey :wink:

Don’t be coy, velvet, we both know how it got to be sweaty.

pondering, is a pork pie in the hand worth mermaid is some sort of sea bush?

So I have to reach for a beacon and avoid catching my rocks. Somehow I think I might be safer standing off awaiting a clear passage.

Never thought of using a pork pie as mermaid bait though, you learn something every day.

:)

@James54 wrote:

Here am I, an humble sailor, prostrate before you, and now I have to teach you all to sing? Pass me that coke bottle

James

OK for the young ones it was a new seekers song on a coca cola ad in the 70s. Please cleanse your minds.

Here am I, an humble sailor, prostrate before you, and now I have to teach you all to sing? Pass me that coke bottle

James

@jen_jen wrote:

An early-ish morning phone call :D

Is that why I keep getting an engaged tone?

Meanwhile the wind is getting up for my sailing weekend, girls you must sing For Those In Peril On The Sea on Sunday. That’s you too kenty :)

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@James54 wrote:

I used it as a tattoo design all I can read now is ZT3W which I have to rely on a mirror to see. Still it does exactly what it says on the …..

Funny that Mr V has “What you see is what you get” on his…………. 8)

What font size would that be?

I used it as a tattoo design all I can read now is ZT3W which I have to rely on a mirror to see. Still it does exactly what it says on the …..

@jen_jen wrote:

@sugarnspice wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

* hides the jam tarts and looks guilty :oops:

is there such a thing as a pork tart? :?

I’m not googling it to find out !! :D

Ummm….I did….I won’t tell you some of the things I found :oops:

But this restaurant was serving pork tart back in…

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@jen_jen wrote:

Whipping and splicing eh….shame Velvet’s eaten all the pork pies…would you consider any other form of payment?

so, lets answer velvet’s question…when is a pork pie not a pork pie? Is it when it is a tart?

@jen_jen wrote:

The rash is clearing up nicely thank you…guess I’ll cancel that bulk order of aloe vera then :wink: :lol:

And I didn’t realise James was a Boy Scout…did you get your badge in knot-tying too James?

Jen, I was a sea scout and I was the youngest ever coxswains badge. I then specialised in ropework including whipping and…[Read more]

@jen_jen wrote:

All??? :shock:

(hopes Velvet didn’t tell James about the bristle rash)

That is why I recommend badger hair, so much softer and less inclined to inflame. If necessary, try mixing aloe vera in the cream and massage in slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwly if you get my drift.

Boy Scout First Aid Badge, first class, 19xx. Thank you BP.

@jen_jen wrote:

I didn’t think Velvet was welsh….

Give a girl pork pie and all is revealed

I will say no more

James

@jen_jen wrote:

only with lashings of Branston though :wink:

well you can take the girl out of wales………………………….

@jen_jen wrote:

James, once Velvet’s finished with it there’ll be nothing left!

She does seem to like en croute

@jen_jen wrote:

Blimey, that was a family-size pork pie…did you eat the rest? :lol:

If you think that’s large Jen I had better show you my pork pie :) as soon as velvet has finished with it that is

Women, you can’t live with them and you cannot live without them.

Its always the same

Whip it out and they say, see ya, off home now, and they are laughing.

What is that all about?

Oi VELVET At least leave the pork pie