James54

male body make up? isn’t that axle grease and lard?

Dear JC

Now I know I am on my way to eternal damnation, should I stop being Mr Nice Guy?

Yours indiscriminately

J

Dear JC

Am I going to be hell just because I like smarties?

Yours infernally

J

Guess who is a libran male :D

Dear JC

Jen has offered me her lap so she can whisper in my ear. What should I wear and should I play hard to get?

Yours impatiently

J

I am my oldest relative. And I talk to myself a lot. But whilst I give with one hand I take with another, so not sure about the rewarding bit. But giving is its own reward, I suppose.

Dear JC

I am about to have smarties explained. Whose lap should I sit upon?

Yours interestedly,

J

Dear JC

What colour smarties do girls like Kenty and Jen like to suck I wonder? And what colour am I, smartie wise?

Yours incorrigbly

J

Dear JC

Why do I know all the answers?

Yours inconsequentially

J

@WooHoo wrote:

So That’s Why You’re Attracted To My Good Self.. :shock: :lol:

Dear King Idiot

Now you point it out you have a certain je ne sais quoi, do you Speed Date?

Yours impatiently

J

@WooHoo wrote:

Dear Justchat..

I Bought Myself A New Jacket – A Red One To Be Precise..

Well.. Mumsy Asked Me To Take Some Macaroons To My Grandad.. I Didn’t Fancy Catching The Bus, I Decided To Walk.

As I Was Walking Through The Lane, I heard A Rustle Behind The Trees.

“Who’s There?” I Asked.. There Was No Reply..

A Few Seconds Later, I…

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@Pete wrote:

The bitch is two timing me I knew it…. never fall for a gorilla my mother told me.. she was right

Camilla has a habit of infidelity Pete, sorry to say.

Male

going through my work out routine in the car

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

:shock: @ charleten

:lol:

but, such a beautiful one :)

Smoothy :roll: :lol:

One tries ones best at smooth and one bags a Camilla.

So one tries a little roughness instead, but underneath is that soft gentleness that brings out the mothering instinct innate in the female. Right now one is dating…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

:shock: @ charleten

:lol:

but, such a beautiful one :)

@jen_jen wrote:

Dear JC,

Please help, I’m in a quandry and all of a dither.

I have always been well-behaved, seeing the good in everything and everybody, keeping any impure thoughts to myself. Then I discovered JC and made some “friends”…or so I thought.

One in particular encouraged me to come out of my shell, to be more like her, and I…

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brazilian

torque

(or for the girlies torque-torque)

snort

(before my time :P )