James54

elephant

who had a wooden leg and a parrot………………..

Sore :shock:

blonde (possibly with a hint of blue?)

presumably piranhaeels suffer from ferrykill? The Dover Calais route must be a graveyard. Hohum.

ah, yes, MEN, those terrible, unreliable, untrustworthy creatures; or so she thought, until she met……………….

(£10 for the right answer)

Perfectly, but that girl is a tiger, susie, you could have warned me

pedestal

OK babycakes a date with a turkey vindaloo or the thread gets it!!!

which had been her attitude, I now recall, to many of God’s creatures, including…………..

humbled

mental block

turkey vindaloo then, my treat

BOGOF at the cinema

tonto

screen

deflated

the lesser spotted broad shoulder parrot is one of the rarest birds in the world. Its natural habitat is chest hair, so unless you are hirsute, to get the broad shoulders you have to have me too.

OK Jen, Orange Wednesday, and we go dutch. You pay for your ticket, and I get the free one.

A woman who speaks parrot! Where have you been all my life? Did you know Dr Doolittle was my favourite film? What are you doing on Wednesday?

I can see nothing but bliss ahead with you Jen, even if I retain my 54 year record.

:wink:

nope, I am a sort of caveman really, hampered only by my wooden leg and the parrot giving me advice which quite frankly isn’t a help because I didn’t learn his vocabulary at the convent school.

a tragic set of circumstances, to be sure, and a story that will be long in the telling…….

but would you want me to be a virgin at 55, jen, when you have the power to change things?

Crying into my brie and bacon and cranberry sandwich, the brie melting into the fresh crusty bread soaked in cranberry sauce, and only me and my shirt here to share it