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training the piranhaeel to eat liquorice as an appetiser to……………

“she looks like an angellllllllll
“she walks like an angellllllllllllllllll
“She talks like an angel, but its all lies…………….”

:D

…get Kenty to steal them! No one would suspect that angel of virtue to be a die hardened mafioso style machine gun toting prune stone stealer, or so he thought until he realised……….

I just had to pull that red cord here in the home. The nurses are right now applying small electrodes to try and stablilise my heart beat, suddenly erratic due to a seismic shock at the declaration of innocence of she-who-cannot-be-named

towards criminality; how could he tie jen up and steal her stones?…………….

catching jen in a butter wouldn’t melt moment makes me feel like david attenborough waiting to catch giraffes mating; it takes an inordinate amount of patience, careful photography and positioning of cameras, and if you blink you miss it and have to wait another year :)

I just thought of one jen!!! If it is the one you are thinking of you are a little minx!!!

a playmate with more than his solitary stone, since as a poor, deprived and undernourished child he had only ever had one prune until…………………

not sure I can think of one anyway

:P

chitty chitty bang bang?

do you know my x-ing was curtailed. I put 12 xs in and got back 4. Now think of an 12 letter word that makes you smile real big.

mind you a damn good xxxxxxxxx has the same effect on me :D

the imponderable, and herculean task, of keeping both kenty and susie in reserve while he makes a pretty blatantly obvious beeline for jen’s………………….

mary poppins

Now very worried about jen’s obsessive behaviour with chocolate fingers, James turns to Kenty for advice on how to…………………………

its moments like that jen that make you heart smile as well as your eyes :)

then rodo(e)…………

(I am innocent to, not sure what doe-ing involves but I am sure Jen will enlighten innocent kenty and naive james)

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blissful release as jen allowed him to………

(Kenty is innocent, Jen, and I have the slapped face to prove it)

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