James54

James54 wrote:
ah, the ironies of life make one smile; its good to get it all out in the open

Really…are you a naturist as well as a sailor?

Only in the mediterranean, only in international waters, and only in April May late September and October. And its not a pretty sight. So far whales have refused to bite. :D

drank it, fell asleep, snored then in the morning said……………

took back to my place with a bottle of…………

ah, the ironies of life make one smile; its good to get it all out in the open

magic

completely unintelligble fishtalk that only a babelfish could decipher as………………..

you are too kind, its more of a small, ornamental dagger :)

in my yoof, jen jen, I was one of the few sea cadets in the whole of the country to be allowed to hold the rear admiral’s sword. It leaves, what can I say, a lasting impression and at a vulnerable age. But now I can smile about it, fondly and reflectively, and think, if not for the loss of the Titanic and the Lusitania, where I could have been…[Read more]

on seeing the piranhaeel would………….

mystery

mona lisa (just supporting the two word approach)

serenaded by message boards, who said you can’t teach an old salt a new trick :)

or, indeed, suspecting………….

fish flavour to………………

diva

I was once serenaded in semaphore. But then, that was the merchant navy for you

serenading is good, I normally murder love me by gloria estefan…very tongue in cheek

I know a story about a low voltage electric eel and a toothless pirannha who between them……….

unreliable

Hobo