James54

Confessions

Memories :)

Surprising someone special

A nice tart at lunch

What don’t I know?

gloss grey

Apparantly I have lost my wrinkled prune status :)

foodfight / suspension (don’t ask)

Being introduced to naughty energy :D

@SusieQ wrote:

Female GSOH . . Peachy . . no preservatives . . no sugar ( but not bitter :lol: ) . .

Man, experienced lemon squeezer, would like to try peach, or possibly something exotic like mango. No kiwi, please.

Recycled

Impoverished and not beyond a standard, missionary mindset, emotionally vulnerable (cries at Forrest Gump, you know the fishing boat bit) ignoramus with limited wit (according to my father, 50%) offers great hamming it up ability to gullible woman; pork pie eater preferred but always prepared to accept substitute (meat based) products.

Man, fiftycough, ASOH, good recent track record but prone to relapses, seeks woman with micro brewery or distillery for aversion therapy

Man, GSOH, loves fruit, not afraid of a little tart, seeks preservatives and sugar

Stocks

Disenfranchised man, smart, able to spell antidissomethingorother, likes smoky jazz and italian food, seeks alternative, semi-independent minded woman, quality butt a must, for mad social whirl and witty conversation. Must have clean driving licence and be prepared to absorb my points. Be quick, court case coming up. That is the driving one,…[Read more]

Happy chap, covered in beer now, licking lips and pondering the infinite shades of a woman’s soul from green to green :)

Selfish, more-ish sort of guy, VGSOH, happy to talk timeshare options with butted and buttless.. Various roles available subject to experience and ability; including laundry for the most gifted. Lessons in beer pouring provided.

Man, GSOH, seeks buttless woman for casual encounter

Man, GSOH, seeks undemanding down trodden woman, with her own wiring diagram/haynes manual, happy with washboard, broom and mangle, and able to bake, to replace worn out mother

Smigglers may be considered but sewing machine preferred, treadle operated a plus