[James54]

Running through someone’s back catalogue

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

Ginger and Mint cream wrapped up in candy floss for my birthday

You’ll be sick :lol:

I eat slowly and leisurely to avoid nausea

:)

[James54]

Ginger and Mint cream wrapped up in candy floss for my birthday

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Eyebrows….don’t ask :lol:

asks

You had to, didn’t you? I’m sure you can use your imagination :wink: :lol:

you want me to imagine eyebrows?

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

Eyebrows….don’t ask :lol:

asks

[James54]

An Ishikawa moment

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

Singing Delilah in the shower

Eat your heart out Tom Jones :lol:

No one threw their knickers though

Did you have an audience of hundreds, nay thousands, of middle-aged women as you showered?

I am sworn to secrecy but tickets were hard to get hold of I understand

I know, I queued for hours but I missed out….there was a woman selling her ticket on the black market but I couldn’t get a 12 inch round pork pie in time

I gave velvet that ticket; that woman is unscrupulous. Half that pie should have been mine!

I heard she settled for a dozen scotch eggs instead…

I could arrange a repeat performance if you are so upset at missing out

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

Singing Delilah in the shower

Eat your heart out Tom Jones :lol:

No one threw their knickers though

Did you have an audience of hundreds, nay thousands, of middle-aged women as you showered?

I am sworn to secrecy but tickets were hard to get hold of I understand

I know, I queued for hours but I missed out….there was a woman selling her ticket on the black market but I couldn’t get a 12 inch round pork pie in time

I gave velvet that ticket; that woman is unscrupulous. Half that pie should have been mine!

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

Singing Delilah in the shower

Eat your heart out Tom Jones :lol:

No one threw their knickers though

Did you have an audience of hundreds, nay thousands, of middle-aged women as you showered?

I am sworn to secrecy but tickets were hard to get hold of I understand

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

Singing Delilah in the shower

Eat your heart out Tom Jones :lol:

No one threw their knickers though

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