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sarcastic comments in the air, keeping seven up at any one time, reminding nellie of………
Man, GSOH, known for discretion but confused by wash and spin cycles, seeks woman who can stretch shrunken socks and appreciates the value Lidl and Aldi bring to the over priced grocery retail sector. Smiggling optional, should be able to gut fish.
the juggler, who was really a mafia money launderer, ………
Man, GSOH seeks domesticated (own white goods) woman, smiggling optional, knows how to make pork pies, cheap to run and sweet on the ear
Some women will laugh at any little thing, jen
Flashes at Velvet….see, you think you have problems
@jen_jen wrote:
Does one get to choose one’s own sock colours and vacuum attachment?
And what if someone has already taken your choice of colours?
Being neither cute or rugged, I think I might qualify for membership. Where do I sign up?
You temptress you will have me nibbled to death and buried in a dam.
Within a lodge you must be unique, unless anyone has paid the VIP fee and secured a colour combo for life. Freddie “Full English” Hobson is famous for his hash brown and yolk yellow mix and being the only VIP member.
Let me know your chosen combo and I will check out the register.
J (xCB)
Life is a xxxxx sometimes.
Who would have thought Grand Beaver (South East) (retired) would cruise this board after official beaver shut down time.
So, no more sock secrets, no matter what you offer me to reveal them; and I will have to do penance with the liquorice for a whole year.
Ex CB
@jen_jen wrote:
I can understand why a man like you would be more suited to the small attachment.
I’m not going to ask how one becomed fully initiated…not publicly anyway!
Just to confirm, there is a socks protocol. They have to be odd, and you have to justify it.
Roger does yellow and black because he once played for Wasps thirds.
Doug does cerise pink and black cherry, I have my doubts about him, and so far no one has asked.
Percy does orange and purple because his second cousin was backing singer to the Clash.
Sonya does lincoln green and fawn because her colouring consultant told her she was autumnal.
We may not be cute, or rugged (apart from Sonya), but we are happy.
CB
@jen_jen wrote:
tut James that email was supposed to be private…and I’m surprised you use the curtain attachment and not the other small attachment with the soft bristles, I thought that would be much more you :P
well Jen I like to be open. Well, when I say open…thats why the small attachment works.
your other email question is a step too far though. I am not going to explain how the liquorice is transferred between participants publicly, it can only be revealed to the fully initiated who are sworn to secrecy.
Yours, Chief Beaver, Bexhill Lodge.
