[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

@sugarnspice wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

* hides the jam tarts and looks guilty :oops:

is there such a thing as a pork tart? :?

I’m not googling it to find out !! :D

Ummm….I did….I won’t tell you some of the things I found :oops:

But this restaurant was serving pork tart back in 2008
http://www.eatoutmagazine.co.uk/online_article/The-Anise-is-_The-Best-Restaurant-in-Sussex_/2815

Now I bet you really wanted to know that :wink: :lol:

Not sure I like bruised pork tart, but hey what velvet wants, velvet gets is my motto

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

Whipping and splicing eh….shame Velvet’s eaten all the pork pies…would you consider any other form of payment?

so, lets answer velvet’s question…when is a pork pie not a pork pie? Is it when it is a tart?

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

The rash is clearing up nicely thank you…guess I’ll cancel that bulk order of aloe vera then :wink: :lol:

And I didn’t realise James was a Boy Scout…did you get your badge in knot-tying too James?

Jen, I was a sea scout and I was the youngest ever coxswains badge. I then specialised in ropework including whipping and splicing.

Happy to give hands on lessons, payment in pork pies as usual.

James

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

All??? :shock:

(hopes Velvet didn’t tell James about the bristle rash)

That is why I recommend badger hair, so much softer and less inclined to inflame. If necessary, try mixing aloe vera in the cream and massage in slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwly if you get my drift.

Boy Scout First Aid Badge, first class, 19xx. Thank you BP.

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

I didn’t think Velvet was welsh….

Give a girl pork pie and all is revealed

I will say no more

James

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

only with lashings of Branston though :wink:

well you can take the girl out of wales………………………….

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

James, once Velvet’s finished with it there’ll be nothing left!

She does seem to like en croute

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

Blimey, that was a family-size pork pie…did you eat the rest? :lol:

If you think that’s large Jen I had better show you my pork pie :) as soon as velvet has finished with it that is

[James54]

Women, you can’t live with them and you cannot live without them.

[James54]

Its always the same

Whip it out and they say, see ya, off home now, and they are laughing.

What is that all about?

Oi VELVET At least leave the pork pie

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