[James54]

That’s handy, a girl by a factory pork pie shop.

Checks…………clogs, pork pie (velvet to provide), do it yourself tattoo kit, two pints of mackeson and some lard. I know how to show a girl a good time. Oh, nearly forgot the Debenhams credit card, like to flash a bit of class, lets hope she doesn’t check the expiry date and if her eyesight is good I will have to pretend its in my maiden name.

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

Kinky to me usually involves a pork pie. Maybe its more of a fetish to you southerners, but to me it is a poignant reminder of my urchin upbringing, in a poverty beyond measure.

No mustard or piccalili then?

Southerners step over the boundary of kinkiness to perversion.

Velvet, you get your sweet *** up north, pronto. I will get the melton mowbray in, girl.

James

[James54]

Kinky to me usually involves a pork pie. Maybe its more of a fetish to you southerners, but to me it is a poignant reminder of my urchin upbringing, in a poverty beyond measure.

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

I didn’t know that Kenty had massage oils….

My lips are sealed; my hands are tied; and that is when whoever she is seems to do her worst, or best.

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

and have a smokey voice and long legs?

Now I have to say a smokey voice, not a smoky one, and long legs are definitely wonderful things. But then so is someone a little shorter, for instance, especially armed with massage oils.

For a list of wonderful attributes please contact me privately :P

James

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@jen_jen wrote:

You hadn’t noticed? Time to get your eyes tested :wink: :lol:

The way I look at it, a woman doesn’t need to be young, she just needs to be wonderful

But I am prepared to test this presumption.

[James54]

Melody Gardot, smoky voice, long legs and as a good friend pointed out, quite young: I hadn’t noticed.

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