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  • #123503

    a girl can ask too much

    eats crisps

    #123501

    Throws in a packet of steak and onion crisps as a final offer

    #123499

    This is important though, take a raincheck and order pie and chocolate.

    J

    #123497

    @jen_jen wrote:

    Doesn’t it depend who you’re snogging?

    A pork pie followed by a Mars bar would beat snogging some but come nowhere near snogging others.

    Clearly Jen I need to organise a taste panel

    PorkPie
    MarsBar
    You

    Then we can base this on fact not fantasy

    I could make Thursday?

    J

    #123495

    @Velvet 1 wrote:

    @pete wrote:

    I dunno a pork pie is quite nice

    only with branston pickle and still can’t beat a proper snog pete O:)

    I would say a pork pie followed by a mars bar is pretty close

    #68981

    sesame

    #428160

    Dear Sad and Lonely

    your letter caused much dissonance in the office here. I would say, cross the boundaries, stretch your limits, and reach for the untouchable. Sure, some people will think of you as a ******************************** but its a small price to pay for such personal disintegration. And its not done me any harm, has it?

    Yours corruptly

    J

    #427972

    Libra

    After yesterday’s easy time today will be frantic, you will be focused and effective and people will look up to and admire you for your perspicacity if not quite so much for your perspiration. Whilst the initial K may be causing some slight concern give them time to redeem themselves, they could still surprise you.

    Lucky century: 16th.

    Gemini

    Although some may question your integrity, you know deep down that you will deliver on your commitments, albeit in your own way. Start to sort out your valentine’s presents too, J’s will take some time to be delivered.

    Lucky Scout/Guide Badge: Troubadour

    Cancer

    Look on the bright side. Things can get better. Start to plant the seeds today, and reap the benefits tomorrow. Your good friends will be there to enjoy the harvest.

    Lucky Rolo: Last but one.

    #123479

    Some english mustard :)

    #428152

    Dear JC

    Having resisted all offers to protect a lady’s integrity and reputation I now find she is hawking herself around the tabloids.

    Is she shameless or am I stupid?

    Yours

    Dumbo

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