[James54]

I’dliketoteachtheworldtosing

[James54]

(jc) asylum

[James54]

@kent f OBE wrote:

Dear JC
My freind Jen is getting way out of control. A few months back she was a timid little creature, but now she is turning into the biggest floosy on the boards :lol: Even I was shocked this morning at the stuff she is finding no trouble to type. I fear her bad bad behaviour is rubbing off on me as I am a good girl. She mentioned James’ lighthouse with reference to a bigger willy and now I can’t shake THAT picture from my head. Everytime I see James’ willy I mean lighthouse siggy I blush!. Should I go to the chemist and ask for over the counter medication for her or should I take her to the docs?

Yours worridly

Timid of Kent :lol:

Dear Timid of Kent

This friend is clearly going through her own personal traumas. Maybe she is being corrupted by the hedonistic lifestyle espoused on boards like this and your own (soon to be rewarded) attempts to seduce lighthouse keepers and other good, upright men who seek to show fallen women the errors of your ways.

I would suggest passing this Jen babe over to someone of maturity who will not be corruptible by her womanly charms and will lead her towards her own salvation. Meanwhile you and I can get down to a tour of the lighthouse which may indeed save your soul and make you call out to God.

Thoughtfully yours

J

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

By jove he did it =D>

thanks I am touched as you already know

[James54]

@pete wrote:

@james54 wrote:

Thanks, Pete, its bigger than I remember

it’s harder to post than you imagine too eh :lol:

sure looks that way :)

[James54]

Thanks, Pete, its bigger than I remember

[James54]

c/o fastnet lighthouse

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Dear JC,

I seem to have developed a compulsion for answering peoples’ questions when I really should be busy doing other things. How do I remedy this?

Dear reader

Like you I was consumed by compassion and a desire to help my fellow men. Then some b*****d stole my last rolo. I am now a changed man. Now I am not going to answer your question.

So I should buy a packet of rolos? Would make a change from chocolate fingers I suppose.

Dear reader

asking the same question twice generates the same response. If I was your boss boy would your wishes come true.

[James54]

Dear JC

Since when has the infamous fastnet lighthouse, the mecca of corinthian sailors, been known simply as a willy?

[James54]

@jen_jen wrote:

Dear JC,

I seem to have developed a compulsion for answering peoples’ questions when I really should be busy doing other things. How do I remedy this?

Dear reader

Like you I was consumed by compassion and a desire to help my fellow men. Then some b*****d stole my last rolo. I am now a changed man. Now I am not going to answer your question.

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