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Wanted, one fickless woman, or sheep.
Why are women so fickle?
Kenty, its not quite as glamourous as you hoped. My webcam baulked under the pressure as I practiced posing for you; some message about Need to Upgrade for Wide Screen Format whatever that might mean.
Now where are those biscuits.
Kenty, the clippers are a bit rusty, have you had your tetanus jab?
I am O Rh+ if the worst comes to the worst
Hmm, I am sure I used to fit in these dungarees much easier. Why do they shrink with age?
Pleasingly plump of Preston
@kent f OBE wrote:
Of course :lol:
Doesn’t that make it itchy b****y not itsy bitsy?
Just getting my shearing gear on
James
@kent f OBE wrote:
@james54 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
@james54 wrote:
A wolf in sheep’s clothing is more of a scoundrel pretending to be gentlemanly whereas mutton dressed as lamb is pretending tough old meat is tender and succulent. So Bet Lynch is mutton, and Betty Turpin is a wolf. So I hear. Kenty of course is like a lamb, through and through. For your assessment on a lamb/sheep/wolf scale send an inappropriate picture to me and I will reply in confidence.
Discerningly Yours
James in Sheepskin
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Kenty, the picture is really something else. In fact, its an old Morris Marina. Now stop teasing and send the proper one.
You mean you didn’t notice me on the bonnet of the Morris Marina with my itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini?? Sheeesh! I did that pose especially for you :lol:
Did you knit that from lambswool?
@kent f OBE wrote:
@james54 wrote:
A wolf in sheep’s clothing is more of a scoundrel pretending to be gentlemanly whereas mutton dressed as lamb is pretending tough old meat is tender and succulent. So Bet Lynch is mutton, and Betty Turpin is a wolf. So I hear. Kenty of course is like a lamb, through and through. For your assessment on a lamb/sheep/wolf scale send an inappropriate picture to me and I will reply in confidence.
Discerningly Yours
James in Sheepskin
:lol:
Kenty, the picture is really something else. In fact, its an old Morris Marina. Now stop teasing and send the proper one.
A wolf in sheep’s clothing is more of a scoundrel pretending to be gentlemanly whereas mutton dressed as lamb is pretending tough old meat is tender and succulent. So Bet Lynch is mutton, and Betty Turpin is a wolf. So I hear. Kenty of course is like a lamb, through and through. For your assessment on a lamb/sheep/wolf scale send an inappropriate picture to me and I will reply in confidence.
Discerningly Yours
James in Sheepskin
needing less sleep, even with my rib injuries
