jason burton

disposable razor blade

stab in the dark

The World Peace Bell.

feel free to add some more :lol:

I think its seven years bad luck?

ty fellow minger

Friendship is not a two way road ….
it is a one way road travelled by two people
together hand in hand

May your mornings bring joy
and your evenings bring peace…
May your troubles grow less
as your blessings increase!

May you always have these blessings…
A soft breeze when summer comes…
A warm fireside in the…[Read more]

B.L.T. Salad with Basil Mayo Dressing

Ingredients

1/2 pound bacon
1/2 cup mayonnaise
2 tablespoons red wine vinegar
1/4 cup finely chopped fresh basil
4 medium slices French bread, cut into 1/2 inch pieces
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground black pepper
1 tablespoon canola oil
1 pound romaine lettuce – rinsed, dried, and torn into bite-size…[Read more]

If I assist a sister-assistant, will the sister’s sister-assistant assist me?

“What ails Alex?” asks Alice.

Alice asks for axes.

Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar,
The bear could not bear the boar,
The bear thought the boar was a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
That boar that bored him on the moor.
And so one…[Read more]

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

Unique New York.

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their…[Read more]

Eric Clapton
Wonderful Tonight

Dixie chicks
traveling soldier

im walking on sunshine :lol:

If someone should hurt you
and say a thing unkind,
Remember what I write to you,
and keep those thoughts in mind.
For everyone that makes you cry,
there are three to make you smile,
And a smile will last for a long, long time,
but a tear just a little while.
Don’t let someone who hates the world
cause you to hate it too,
Behind the clouds is a…[Read more]

where do i start grrrrrrrr
breaking me mug which was full of hot tea at the time having to get changed because of this being late for work coz of the previous 2
arriving at the wrong venue coz the twit in the office had emailed the date of today meeting but the venue of next week meeting
coming home to find me washer had flooded cleaning up all…[Read more]

Build me up buttercup

fecking poxy stupid computers grrrrrrrrrrr

midnight at the lost and found

meatloaf

sad songs CD on repeat

@Dagger wrote:

@AngelBabe wrote:

shove it is two words dagger me dearest :lol:
hows u not seen ya for ages :?:

i’m kool and the gang
i see you still like typing

yer the gang are cool thanks

i see you still like typing

says the man who joinned only 4 days after me and has nearly double my post count :wink: :lol:
glad to hear ure ok ill catch up…[Read more]

shove it is two words dagger me dearest :lol:
hows u not seen ya for ages :?:

Don’t be so busy adding up your troubles
that you forget to count your blessings.

The smallest deed done is
greater than the best of intentions.

Love is a language that can be heard
by the deaf and seen by the blind.

A house is made of wooden beams.
A home is made of love and dreams.

To be a good friend open your ears
and heart more often than…[Read more]