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OK I have one :)

Dear Mr Trawler,

I regret to inform you that your manservant and I have parted company. Having completed the enactment of the last of your drawings I found that his imagination was somewhat lacking and I could no longer bear the marks of his fake tan on my white satin sheets. He claims to be a tanorexic or some such thing, a hangover from his…[Read more]

A bunch of daffodils from a lovely customer :D

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@DANNY2011 wrote:

f uck me velvet u fit bi tch lol ur so fit its unreal how are u doing sweetheart :D

She’s a classy lady…yep I’m sure an opening line like that will do it :roll:

:roll: classy and able to upload pics from the tinterweb :roll:

pssst jen whos this danny geezer … what a smoothy :shock:

Doesn’t…[Read more]

@DANNY2011 wrote:

f uck me velvet u fit bi tch lol ur so fit its unreal how are u doing sweetheart :D

She’s a classy lady…yep I’m sure an opening line like that will do it :roll:

There are 233 chapters in the book The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time.

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The name of the game – Abba

nor me :(

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@Velvet 1 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

flippin eck you’ll give him a heart attack girl!!! :lol:

And where’ve you been?!

I’ve been having a body transplant can’t you tell :roll:

send me the name of your surgeon :wink:

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