jen_jen

@jen_jen wrote:

and have a smokey voice and long legs?

Now I have to say a smokey voice, not a smoky one, and long legs are definitely wonderful things. But then so is someone a little shorter, for instance, especially armed with massage oils.

For a list of wonderful attributes please contact me privately :P

James

@jen_jen wrote:

Coming back in here and seeing that not much has changed!

waves to all the nice people

waves back i’m nice to lol

:D/ :D/ i’m smilin today cause friday is my 43rd birthday yay :D/ :D/

@jen_jen wrote:

Coming back in here and seeing that not much has changed!

waves to all the nice people

Waves back @ jen :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

I’m Libran too

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@jen_jen wrote:

Oh, forgot to mention the dancefloor

* plonks down her handbag, kicks off her shoes and starts to strut her funky stuff *

joins jen on the dance floor

@jen_jen wrote:

@Tatler wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

. . . eat a banana without it looking like you’re giving a blow job

Apparently you should eat it like a monkey :lol:

What….shove it all in your mouth in one go….sideways? :shock: :lol:

I know a few ppl with mouths that could do that :D

@jen_jen wrote:

@Tatler wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

. . . eat a banana without it looking like you’re giving a blow job

Apparently you should eat it like a monkey :lol:

What….shove it all in your mouth in one go….sideways? :shock: :lol:

If thats how they eat them then , yes :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

Cut it into bite size pieces with a knife…but be sure to smile as you’re doing it :wink: :lol:

*sharpens knife :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

prove what you type

Now there’s a thought…. :-

Careful now, thats more than once you have thought…. 8)

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

A phone conversation or two…and an exercise regime :lol:

Bladder control…very important at our age :lol:

rofl….speak for yourself :P

Vital with all the p*ss artists in here

Ello you, as kenty says, where you been hiding?

And p*ss artists in here? Where? Name and shame!

@jen_jen wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

A phone conversation or two…and an exercise regime :lol:

Bladder control…very important at our age :lol:

rofl….speak for yourself :P

Vital with all the p*ss artists in here

@kent f OBE wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

A phone conversation or two…and an exercise regime :lol:

Bladder control…very important at our age :lol:

rofl….speak for yourself :P

@jen_jen wrote:

A phone conversation or two…and an exercise regime :lol:

Bladder control…very important at our age :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

lol….before my reputation is left in tatters, I’d better confess the truth….

he took his socks off and waved his toes at me! Not quite what you had in mind? :lol:

Is he a contortionist, and do you have a foot fetish?

We need to know, Jen. Your public demands it

Curious of Tonbridge Wells

@sarah_1 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Of course it’s legal, it was reasonably decent, and it’s definitely truthful.

The elephant is in the fridge.

Footprints in the butter gave it away I guess eh ?? :lol: :lol:

Lol I wondered if anyone would get that reference :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

Of course it’s legal, it was reasonably decent, and it’s definitely truthful.

The elephant is in the fridge.

Footprints in the butter gave it away I guess eh ?? :lol: :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

* wonders what jen thinks is the first best thing is* :lol: :-

@jen_jen wrote:

@sugarnspice wrote:

Made me feel all warm inside :)

That was the chilli chocolate brownies :wink: :lol:

:) the chilli chocolate brownies were better . Not only did they make me feel all warm inside , they made my lips tingle !! Win win !!

@Cass_2000 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@Cass_2000 wrote:

And sex is what women use to blackmail men :wink:

It is? Damn, that’s where I’ve been going wrong :lol:

Haha use it to make your bloke fix the boiler :wink:

It’s safer to get the plumber out! :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

@Cass_2000 wrote:

And sex is what women use to blackmail men :wink:

It is? Damn, that’s where I’ve been going wrong :lol:

Haha use it to make your bloke fix the boiler :wink: