jen_jen

@jen_jen wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

So the defender of faith claims faith is not serious…….pathetic woman

When did I take on the mantle of defender of the faith? And which faith?
As for pathetic, pot and kettle methinks, but there you go, tis your way to patronise women that have more brain cells than you :wink:

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@Cass_2000 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@Cass_2000 wrote:

What if the person had claimed to be single to others, and arranged to meet them but had been found out before they had chance to follow through.. would you consider that reason pete?

Oh that’s a biiiiiiig reason!

What if they claim they was never actually going to follow through with it?

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@jen_jen wrote:

What is it with men and man-flu?

Him: this cold has really set in, I haven’t slept at all
Me: poor you. How do you fancy scrambled eggs on toast and a latte for breakfast?
Him: mmm that would be good
Me: ok, you take some paracetamol and just sit there and relax and I’ll do it
Him: ok, but I don’t think I need the paracetamol
Me:…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

And i thought this thread was gonna be abt the moaning minnies in forum3 *runs* :lol:

There are moaning minnies in forum 3? :shock: :lol:

Aint there just and btw i wasnt referring to the lovely minnie herself here :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

What is it with men and man-flu?

Him: this cold has really set in, I haven’t slept at all
Me: poor you. How do you fancy scrambled eggs on toast and a latte for breakfast?
Him: mmm that would be good
Me: ok, you take some paracetamol and just sit there and relax and I’ll do it
Him: ok, but I don’t think I need the paracetamol
Me:…

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@jen_jen wrote:

I think I’ll leave you to play with yourself.

@WooHoo wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

A Good Ole Lick from a special person…a lovely way to wake up :D

:shock: who told you? :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

A Good Ole Lick from a special person…a lovely way to wake up :D

@Reason wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Why do small children like to lick the window of my shop? :shock:

Must ask the window cleaner what’s in that spray he uses…..

That really must be a pane :-

Tut, you’re so transparent… :- :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

Why do small children like to lick the window of my shop? :shock:

Must ask the window cleaner what’s in that spray he uses…..

That really must be a pane :-

@SusieQ wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Sucked

:shock:

sacked

Don’t you suck sweets? Or are you a cruncher?? :roll: :lol:

backed

@jen_jen wrote:

Sucked

:shock:

sacked

@jen_jen wrote:

I don’t think it should be euthanised for simply following its natural instincts when man is cruel enough to keep it in such an unnatural environment.

If the “experts” believe that these beautiful creatures currently kept in captivity could survive in the wild, then I feel they should be released.

If it’s felt they couldn’t…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

@will wrote:

Pink and white buttarflies and colorful rainbows, green fields with little kids making daisy chains and laughin in a jolly way. little puppies chasin balls and the sun shining britely. me sat with a cold beer with mel massagin me bqck wot a thort 8)

wonders what drugs Will’s on

He tapped into Gaz’s…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

persisiting down

Same here…got soaked on way to work, oh how I miss the luxury of a parking space right outside the shop.

Loves being able to work from home :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

My burglar alarm installer offering to make me a coffee…didn’t think workmen knew how :lol:

awww Jen your cup runneth over… you deserve it xxxxxxx

@jen_jen wrote:

Finding that the new “olde fashioned sweet shoppe” has all the sweets I remember from my childhood in jars, including my favourite cherry lips :D

Always fond of cherry lips, but they are just so hard to find in birmingham, and not much in the way of sages either :)

@Nemesis wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

If you find out how to do it Nemesis please let me know…I’m fed up with skip-reading.

moi aussi! I am getting where I ignore more and more and sometimes don’t even bother reading the thread at all if the opening sentence doesn’t allure me.

Looks like we`ve just got to keep skip reading. :roll:

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@jen_jen wrote:

If you find out how to do it Nemesis please let me know…I’m fed up with skip-reading.

moi aussi! I am getting where I ignore more and more and sometimes don’t even bother reading the thread at all if the opening sentence doesn’t allure me.

@jen_jen wrote:

Tut I’m paying for all-the-time broadband and getting intermittent broadband :roll:

Still, seems to be back now…just like me! :D

Welcome back oh Great Smartie :D