jen_jen

@jen_jen wrote:

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, ‘So, you’re a man. That’s…

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@jen_jen wrote:

Doesn’t it depend who you’re snogging?

A pork pie followed by a Mars bar would beat snogging some but come nowhere near snogging others.

Clearly Jen I need to organise a taste panel

PorkPie
MarsBar
You

Then we can base this on fact not fantasy

I could make Thursday?

J

@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

hmmmm well….. there, here, there too, oooo and just about there, not forgetting there too

Someone do a diagram and i’ll put crosses on it like…………. “SPOT THE BALL”

Would we be able to see the diagram by the time you’d finished? :lol:

:wink: I’m saying nothing :-#

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@will wrote:

once again pete/kents love triange/saga has hijacked a thread lol

goes out and buys a bag that says ‘PB’s b1tch.’ :lol:

Psssst Will….there need to be 3 people to make it a triangle. That bag suits you btw, goes with the pink nails… :-

ffs dont confuse him

@jen_jen wrote:

OK I’m bored, I’ll bite for the hell of it…be like what exactly?

course your bored,,,you fink your a top girl on this site..but dont forget there was peeps here before you was born..dont try to give a biggen, it dont wash…

You can say what you want, I wont see it babe, but there aint no need to be f**king funny..see Iv seen your…[Read more]

@jen_jen wrote:

My jewellery display cabinets were delivered like that, two to a pallet and the guy wanted the pallets, couldn’t seem to understand why I wouldn’t unload these expensive glass cabinets there and then all by myself.

I also had some cabinets delivered to the shop that were supposed to be kerbside delivery, the guy arrived a day…

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@jen_jen wrote:

Eh?

exactly

@jen_jen wrote:

(wonders what happened to the story)

The story is well. A brief synopsis; Jen has kidnapped James and is holding him with a sharpened hacksaw and an evil intent, leaving in her wake many headless piranhaeels. Susie’s handbag has swallowed Kenty who has found a jeep in there and is trying to jumpstart it with liqourice jump leads.…[Read more]

@WooHoo wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

and the fat balls….

Ok – Which one of your neighbours is placing his ‘FAT BA LLS’ in your garden? :shock:

The swinger next door :wink:

@jen_jen wrote:

and the fat balls….

Ok – Which one of your neighbours is placing his ‘FAT BA LLS’ in your garden? :shock:

As if any man would! Snout-like indeed….

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way”

I think we need more evidence than that, jen, you of the cute nose

Just take a look at my siggy for evidence of that…photo taken in the siggymaster’s very cold studio :wink: :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

At least it’s not snout-like…

I will fight any man who dared describe your nose as snout like

@jen_jen wrote:

“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way”

I think we need more evidence than that, jen, you of the cute nose

@jen_jen wrote:

It was the offer of free JC pens and fridge magnets….

You have to go and spoil it, don’t you?.. Aswell as my Street-Cred!! Now my ego has been damaged so badly, because you go and tell everyone that t’was not the fact that t’was me they came to see, but t’was for the sake of a Free pen and Magnet.. Well, I am very p/issed…[Read more]

@jen_jen wrote:

Reocognise any? :lol:

1 You’re different… I’ve never felt like this about someone I’ve never met before.

2 I’m new online and haven’t had time to create a profile… but tell me more about yourself.

3 I never do Cybersex! Yet here in this room alone with you, well, I’m getting excited.

4 I’m 5’4, blonde hair, blue eyes and…

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@jen_jen wrote:

:shock: I must have slept through that weekend….can I have a replay Graham and make it more memorable next time? :lol:

Jen, for you I shall pay for a night at a Premier Inn to rekindle those precious moments.

@jen_jen wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

@will wrote:

thinkin…

Rules :roll: what rules :?:

rules are there to be broken :lol:

But if you get caught and get your wrists slapped accept it and don’t bleat about it… :roll:

Oh I never break the rules . . O:)

I was just telling Will that ruls are there to be broken :roll:

@jen_jen wrote:

He wasn’t saying SOS he was saying something wude :shock:

just goes to show how sweet and innocent I am as I didn’t know that :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

I’d forgotten about this thread!

Bought flowers last week for a good friend.

When did you last say “I love you” and really mean it and feel it?

Friday

When did you last lend someone a smile

@jen_jen wrote:

him: is my willy small
her: yes
him: how do u know
her: cos girls talk
him: really?
her: yep
him: what they say
her: that you’re miniscule
him: they r wrong
him: :(
him: im hung like a whale

:lol: :lol: They just get better!