jen_jen

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

ah, the ironies of life make one smile; its good to get it all out in the open

Really…are you a naturist as well as a sailor?

Only in the mediterranean, only in international waters, and only in April May late September and October. And its not a pretty sight. So far whales have refused to bite.…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

be flat chested (the bra having been previously burnt)

Does burning your bra make you flat-chested then?

Apparently so. It seems that setting fire to bras – and thus not wearing them – removes all possibility of support and over time the breasts sag lower and lower (towards the navel) thus giving a ‘flat chested’…[Read more]

@thistLe-fem-1964 wrote:

@Annette-Curtain wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@thistLe-fem-1964 wrote:

Now that pic made me laugh! :lol:

WooHoo’s had her

Shhhh Pete ! dont tell everyone ! tut . :lol:

Tut @ Thistle… I asked for a little old lady one :(

erm tech he is a wee lady lol according to him he has gaydar

pmsl

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@Annette-Curtain wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@thistLe-fem-1964 wrote:

Now that pic made me laugh! :lol:

WooHoo’s had her

Shhhh Pete ! dont tell everyone ! tut . :lol:

Tut @ Thistle… I asked for a little old lady one :(

erm tech he is a wee lady lol according to him he has gaydar
pmsl

@Pete wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@thistLe-fem-1964 wrote:

Now that pic made me laugh! :lol:

WooHoo’s had her

Shhhh Pete ! dont tell everyone ! tut . :lol:

Tut @ Thistle… I asked for a little old lady one :(

@jen_jen wrote:

@thistLe-fem-1964 wrote:

Now that pic made me laugh! :lol:

WooHoo’s had her

@will wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Blimey, the thought of it…a cardiac ward full of JC people :shock:
That’s scarier that the clip! :lol:

but jen u wud meet me wot more could u want?
:D

Ummm…how long have you got? :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

Awwww go on Cath, you know you want to :lol:

I do? hmmmmmmmmmm nahhhhhhhhhhhh yer ok jen lol x

@jen_jen wrote:

Be wary of strange men calling themselves Uncle and offering a hug…. :shock:

always have been :?

@SusieQ wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

* thinks PB has strong competition for the JC King of Sarcasm crown… *

(Not bad …. but he’ll have to try harder than that ………….. Ed)

think you could be right there Jen

Ello Ed not seen you about in a while. :lol: :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

* thinks PB has strong competition for the JC King of Sarcasm crown… *

(Not bad …. but he’ll have to try harder than that ………….. Ed)

think you could be right there Jen

@jen_jen wrote:

never!

I’d laugh if it werent so true

@jen_jen wrote:

no words needed :P

mine would be overloaded in the red jen… cos much as i pretend i don’t… i kind of do

@jen_jen wrote:

Now you know that would make Pete blush!

@jen_jen wrote:

Never trust a man who says trust me….

Last time I did that I got pregnant ! :?

@jen_jen wrote:

The superstition goes:

If the palm of your right hand is itchy, then money is coming to you, but don’t scratch it as that stops the money from coming!

If it’s your left palm that is itchy, then that means that you’ll soon be paying money so scratch away to stop it.

The robin is supposed to be a messenger from Cupid announcing…

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@jen_jen wrote:

Maybe the person who picked the order was colour-blind? We always avoided red and green in screen designs for that reason…just a thought :wink:

Or maybe the person that picked the order was just totally useless and didn’t give a flying you know what whether you received the correct item…. cynical aint i :shock:

@jen_jen wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

My family and other animals :lol:

The Out of Sight Out of Mind
The Posh Snooty Bi tch
The Black Sheep
The Comedien
The Precious One

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Are we related? :shock:

Well you never know ( wonders which one applies to Jen :wink: )

@jen_jen wrote:

Counting the minutes till I can shut up shop, go home and snuggle up with a randy…or a hotty…or both…

Go For It Jen.. :wink:

@jen_jen wrote:

Sipping a hot toddy to try to stave off a cold…that’s my excuse anyway :lol:

Excuse me- your not sipping ME :shock:

Not without buying my dinner first :P