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    feat

    #72439

    time

    #517031

    Q. What did the martian say to the petrol pump?
    A. Take your finger out of your ear when I’m talking to you.

    Q. What’s green and bounces all around the garden?
    A. A spring onion.

    These were the “best”…

    After dinner our mints were delivered in festive organza bags…other people had snowflakes, snowmen and so on…I had cherubs wielding machine guns…I’m told it was a cherubic orchestra but didn’t the mafia carry their machine guns in violin cases? That violin sure looked like a machine gun to me, and as for the trumpet…hmmmm….

    #408703

    Closed! :D/

    #330216

    Ooooooh a blue cloud…did I tell you my favourite colour is blue?

    #517000

    To one and all, the nice chatters, the not so nice chatters, the trolls, the pervs, the lurkers…may you have a peaceful Christmas and an abundant New Year xx

    #516377

    8 years today I was attending my father’s funeral…it’s a surreal experience, grieving and planning funerals one minute, going to parties and trying to be happy and cheerful the next, going shopping for a black jacket for the funeral and red shoes for a party, getting back to the hotel in my funeral clothes thinking all I want is a JD and coke and finding a Christmas party in full swing in the bar. What did I do? Go up to my room and change then join the party of course, it’s what the old man would have wanted :wink:

    Hugs to everyone missing loved ones, let’s raise a glass to them on Christmas Day xx

    #408702

    DayOffTomorrowPhew

    #408700

    exhaustion

    #330209

    That cloud looks as grey as the ones around here…can’t you make them white and fluffy?

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