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Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump. :shock:
Sorbet
Lager (someone’s gotta get this thread going again!)
Unless the official guidance is to stay away from an area then I’m with the first thought. Hotspots flare up from time to time, but as we see from time to time some of the most peaceful places can suddenly become a troublespot.
As long as you don’t knowingly put yourself in danger and take all sensible precautions then go and enjoy yourself.
Newport
SWINE FLU UPDATE
The doctor asked me how long I’d had the symptoms of Swine Flu. I said it must have been about a Weeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
The only known cure for Swine Flu in humans has been found to be the liberal application of ‘oinkment’.
IF YOU GET AN EMAIL ABOUT SWINE FLU DELETE IT AS ITS ONLY SPAM.
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none,
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1.Swine flu however, is not a problem for the pigs because they’re all going to be cured anyway!
News Flash …. This just in. The world’s religious leaders have issued a joint declaration that the Swine Flu pandemic is the start of the aporkalypse.
Swine flu has now mixed with bird flu. Scientists say they will find a cure when pigs fly.
I just heard on the news that, “Swine Flu could potentially be a threat to every single person in the world”. Well it’s a good thing I’m married then, isn’t it?
This is not a time for panic. It is no pig deal. It is a mild hamdemic, don’t believe the spam you’re getting.
Angmering
ewwww stop slobbering will you, I showered this morning!
BTW I don’t think kisses and mwahs in JC count! :wink: :lol:
Hi NCb,
Just a quick note to say that lots of people in forum 3 who are not members of the board want to pass on their best wishes to you – far too many to name here.
I know with your positive sunny outlook you’ll soon be back on your feet.
Jen xx