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If people are about to arrive at very short notice, polish the piece of furniture that’ll be in their line of vision when they enter the room, and they won’t notice the dust on the rest.

In the winter spray a bit of furniture polish on the radiators to give the illusion of a freshly cleaned house (my friend gave me this tip, and I’d always thought she was a domestic goddess up until then!)

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@jen_jen wrote:

if you have a cordless phone and want to end a call and hints haven’t worked…quietly head to the front door, open it….reach round and ring the door bell….”Oops got to go…”

Now would I do that? :-

or…..set the kitchen pinger to ring in, say, one minute, and carry on talking till it goes off, then you have to urgently get something out of the oven.

(but won’t people then come around for some of your home cooking, in which case you’ll have to put your coat on?)

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Always have a coat or hat by the front door. If you haven’t been able to see who is approaching and ringing the bell – put the coat on. If its someone you like you have just got in …if its someone you don’t want to spend time with….you are just on your way out!

Way too sneaky for me….

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if you have a cordless phone and want to end a call and hints haven’t worked…quietly head to the front door, open it….reach round and ring the door bell….”Oops got to go…”

Now would I do that? :-

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french

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@will wrote:

im with tammy u all suck

in your dreams will :wink:

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Just cos you don’t get someone’s sense of humour doesn’t mean they haven’t got one…

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dog (cats and dogs seem oddly appropriate with the weather at the moment!)

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@will wrote:

:-#

Mission accomplished. :twisted:

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