TV Licence authorities – keep sending me forms saying either pay us for a TV licence or tell us why you don’t need one…..I keep sending it back saying “it’s a shop and we don’t have a TV or recording equipment on the premises”….but they don’t believe it (so why give me the option of saying why I don’t need it if you’re not going to believe me??) and now they’re going to send someone to check that I’m not lying, but they won’t make an appointment, and if they come and can’t get full access to the premises (which is highly likely if one of the therapy rooms is in use!) then they’ll keep on coming until they can get full access to all rooms on the same visit!
If they think I’m gonna welcome them with a friendly smile and offer them a cup of tea they’ve got another thing coming! Although…..where did I put that arsenic? :twisted: