jenny

@Jenny.. wrote:

10 -10 .++++

9 years…and were still in love…aaaaaaawwwwwwww..

its really weird actually..cos we met on a blind date. it was only meant to be a bit of fun.
our friends set up the date as a wind up …cos he was everything i hated..and i was every thing he hated.
we only went along for the free beer. :lol: :lol: :lol:

we…

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@Jenny.. wrote:

ok people..

that realy was a bad idea.

f.uckin super funny idea….but bad bad bad idea.

the banana was a killer.

literally.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
it blew every f.uckin fuse in my house.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

this is not a joke…but the door blew off the microwave…and nobody knows where it landed. :shock: :shock:…

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@Jenny.. wrote:

I’m mean..come on…what would you do if you were on a long journey..in your own country..or in the middle of a restaurant trying to enjoy your food and you have a group of lads talking extremely loud in a language you dont understand.
surly to god you would get annoyed after a period of time and would ask them to keep the nose…

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@magnifico wrote:

@Jenny.. wrote:

how low can you go. :lol: :lol: :lol:

depends how long your legs are :wink:

there short.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Jenny.. wrote:

guess my real name

??

:lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ohhhh…that’s a toughie…. :-k

:lol:

@Jenny.. wrote:

5

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)

right!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) Minun perheeni is an exact translation from My Family 8)

@Jenny.. wrote:

how low can you go. :lol: :lol: :lol:

depends how long your legs are :wink:

@Jenny.. wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nnnno way..im not kissin it :lol: :lol:

awww….and its better looking than Tommys face :wink:

@token_male wrote:

@Jenny.. wrote:

i use loads…i dont know why :roll: :roll: :roll:

drives the hubby mad..cos im forever blocking to toilet :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

my 7 year old has some kind of weird fear of toilet paper…so he uses baby wipes :lol: :lol:

a friend of mine used a baby wpe once! as in his house they had a baby…

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@Jenny.. wrote:

i use loads…i dont know why :roll: :roll: :roll:

drives the hubby mad..cos im forever blocking to toilet :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

my 7 year old has some kind of weird fear of toilet paper…so he uses baby wipes :lol: :lol:

my 7 year old is just the same, still using those kandoo wipes, hates toilet paper, and…[Read more]

@Jenny.. wrote:

i use loads…i dont know why :roll: :roll: :roll:

drives the hubby mad..cos im forever blocking to toilet :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

my 7 year old has some kind of weird fear of toilet paper…so he uses baby wipes :lol: :lol:

a friend of mine used a baby wpe once! as in his house they had a baby so there where baby…[Read more]

@Jenny.. wrote:

finding another eurovision addict.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

what she said :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Jenny.. wrote:

whats that sport programme he does be on..?? oh i cant think of the name of it now :roll: :roll:

They think it’s all over.

Jonathan Ross is hilarious – he is such a flirt, and can be really filthy minded :lol: (did you see him with that vibrator?) :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Jenny.. wrote:

my cat is preggers..and is about to have her kittens any day now..

she is so fat she cant do anything….

she just spent the last 5 minutes trying to climb up the stairs…and just as she got to the second last step…she slipped all the way back down..

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

feckin classic..

:lol:…

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@Jenny.. wrote:

yep..ill sign it :lol: :lol: :lol:

it does my head in.

when the do eventually play some music…its crap….

there are never any good “real” bands on tv any more.

Someone who agrees! Hiya Jen, i’m just fed up with having absolutely NO decent music programmes on. Like I said before, I have the satellite channels, and whilst…[Read more]

@Jenny.. wrote:

im a sad git…i love the eurovision..and i record them on tape every year :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Wow! me too!!! :shock:
I’ve finally found a soulmate :lol: I was once up all night recording the songs from the radio (one channel was playing all the songs few nights before the show :roll:)

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@Jenny.. wrote:

about 50 seconds ago.

have you ever sent a sexy text message to the rong person…ie..your sister,mother,brother, boss.?

………wife???? lol

@Jenny.. wrote:

@kevin wrote:

three lions on our shirt
with a bit of luck
arise sir David

your havin a laugh arnt you. :shock: :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

like your name suggests your a donkey