JohnBoy25

:lol: Never heard that one before, the closest I’ve heard is:

‘Do you want us to sort him out’
‘Who?’
‘Whoever did that to you’

Maybe it’s a Scottish thing

@Miss Minx wrote:

Lots of things……..but I’m not telling :D

Getting a shave?

A detailed explanation would not go amiss?

Seems my sense of humour has proved too complex for JC once again. It’s obviously not the kind of joke that does the rounds where you come from.

Example – ‘God almighty, what’s happened to your face?! Oh, sorry. I didn’t mean to offend you. I forgot you always look like that’ Think along those sort of…[Read more]

@Miss Minx wrote:

@Johnboy25 wrote:

Funnily enough – I had kind of guessed that. And some might suggest that your a**e is clear for all to see but being a gent I won’t!

You cant even see my a** properly in that picture :P

Methinks that may have sailed ever so slightly over your head!

The fact that a card that arrived in the post today wasn’t from an old school friend. Looked like her writing but it wasn’t, which I’m glad about cos I didn’t send her one and didn’t want her wondering why I hadn’t bothered to make the effort.

Say what you want about me, but I’m always thinking about other people.

Funnily enough – I had kind of guessed that. And some might suggest that your a**e is clear for all to see but being a gent I won’t!

:lol:

‘Somebody tried to buy my CDs, they said – no, no, no!’

:lol: :lol: :lol:

There we go – problem solved. Amy dissapears from the spotlight (purely while she’s getting help of course…it’d be a shame if she never sang again but I’d get over it) people open their ears to what else is available for a spell and everyone’s happy.

That’s the only…[Read more]

@ugo wrote:

I think that David platt is a right little bastard, did you know in real life he`s in his 20`s , Im Glad his sister is getting her own back on him now !!!

I think that some folk take things too seriously

Im fighting a loosing battle, call me hairy eric, eric the hairy one or whatever you all like , at least my photo dosen’t lie

So are you the bloke in the white shirt or the girl in the background with the fat a**e?

Maybe – but if the other 20% doesn’t want to follow there’s a problem.

There’s not a lot, realistically, that the promoters can do. When all is said and done, business is business and any publicity is good publicity to them.

I think there’s some really good potential with Carly and Dawn. Anyway…

Emmerdale this christmas and things go from bad to worse for poor old Pearl. She has a huge falling out with her friends and finds herself out on the street as her house isn’t ready and there’s no room at the B&B (heh-heh!) She sneaks into that builder’s mobile home one…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

She is only human, and pretty much has herself to blame, but you would think by now her promoters would be doing more to help her family to help her instead of rubbing their hands together at what the publicity will generate for them?

Nope. Anyway, if she doesn’t want to help herself what can her family or anyone else do?

I would – but since we’re talking about soaps still, I could tell you a little something about Emmerdale this christmas instead.

Anyway, I’ve just remembered that I’ve already posted the revelation that I was talking about initially. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow or yesterday – but at some point on here.

I do as it happens

I’m sure her drug dealer pals have plenty of money to spend on CDs so I’m not surprised :lol:

Isn’t there a seperate soap gossip thread?

Oh FFS! Would someone just remove it before the entire JC community becomes about MM and her bloody nickname?!

And by the way Sharon – don’t say things like that about Eric, I used to love him. Not in the same way I used to love Daphne from Scooby Doo but that’s another story :lol:

@sharongooner wrote:

Didnt hairy eric do that really annoying song back in the 90’s? Was he the little ginger furry thing spinning discs?

Are you thinking of Flat Eric who appeared in the video for ‘Flat Beats’ or something like that by Mr.Ozio? Think he drove a car or something like that, though that may have just been for the cameras, as well as…[Read more]

@Matty wrote:

southgate is next to go, though gibson seems to like rubbish managers

Well one of them was good enough for the England job :lol:

Could be right about Southgate, though I think he’d struggle to get another premiership job. But if he goes, here’s my predictions:

Sanchez – Boro
Collins – Fulham (Can’t see what Fulham would have to…[Read more]