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@ugo wrote:

Is It true then …….?

I Heard that DOA used to work at the local sperm bank in Brighton
But got the sack for DRINKING ON THE JOB ……. :o :o :o

:lol: :lol:

That is feckin funny!

Next day in my case, the funny thing was that when I eventually told my parents what happened (that I did it of my own accord as a way of lashing out) they didn’t believe me so I had to lie :lol:

As in ‘aura trick of the camera’? :D

@king of the south wrote:

its wat in the spirtualist world we call
an ORB these are lil spirits all different colours relating to diff feelings etc

:lol: :lol:

Class!

Know the feeling Sharon.

I got caught shoplifting when I was 16 (and skiving off school for good measure and, just to put the icing on the cake, I had a full bottle of Irn Bru in my bag as well) Wasn’t charged or anything but it gave me the shake that I badly needed. In a weird way, it’s possibly the best thing that could’ve happened at the…[Read more]

We used to steal packets of crisps from the shop round the corner and try to eat them before we got home. Not easy to eat several packets of Meanies and Space Invaders in a couple of minutes. I don’t know how we were never found out! I told my mum recently cos we were talking about those times and I thought she knew. Wasn’t best impressed…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

wonder if he licked his lips !

That’s another five years

It’s because of America the element of surprise no longer exists :D

You’ve got to admit though, they’ve got the right idea on how to deal with things like shoplifting!

:D :D :lol: :lol:

To finish the day, they will retrace the route the ambulance carrying the Princess took to the Pitie Salpetriere Hospital where she died shortly after 4am on the 31 August, 10 years ago.

Was this just recently announced or had they intended to go anyway?

That beats any of my offerings hands down :shock:

The worse thing we did to an animal was when we put a leash onto next door’s cat and took it for a walk – strong little fecker it was too!

That’s a good one – but I don’t like the fact that they’ve altered it a bit.

Phones 4 U – there’s quality! I got the impression at work that I’m the only one who likes them.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Can’t beat those days but you’re worse than me. At least I acted with genuine purpose – scooter boy was targeted cos he had athsma and squealy newbie was an unwelcome addition to my little circle of friends – and not just cos it was funny. Deep down, I felt a sense of moral justification.

:D

Funnily enough, that’s probably the only memory of primary school that I remember as if it was yesterday. Still makes me chuckle when I think about it :lol:

We also laughed when he ate some pencil leads and was taken to hospital. Well, it wasn’t that exactly – it was more the fact that I said ‘We’ll pray for him tonight’ Wasn’t even meant to be…[Read more]

@R.O.T.T wrote:

half time losing to the falkland island invaders (whom we hammered)
how low can scotland get

We’ll never reach your level so you needn’t worry

And the homeless World Cup 2007. Our homeless are far superior to yours!!

:lol: :lol:

Oh, R.O.T.T. – you are a laugh and a half :D

Don’t know if you’re supposed to be

Region 2 DVDs? If so, that’d be ideal if you could find it thanks. They’re due to start selling them on the 22nd from what I’ve heard so I’m browsing around online to see who’s cheapest.

@rubyred wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzNReeapB4A

love the whole episode.

Funny as hell but a nightmare to follow that one! I think the South Park complete season box sets are going on sale later this month, should be good.

http://www.cdkm.com/

Works for me, ticked all the killer options and haven’t had any pop ups/ads all day. I even used to get them on here. Might not be exactly what you’re after but it’s handy for blocking adult pop ups and ads.

If you have Ad Aware I’d advise running it afterwards, as we know a lot of these things don’t come alone. Link should…[Read more]