JohnBoy25

The fact that my scale and polish wasn’t as bad as I expected.

I’m one of these folk terrified by the dentists so haven’t been in…let’s just say ‘a while’!

The fact that Celtic racked up another impressive win but are still playing catch up to the Gers who are playing some rotten football and getting results!

Melech, I think these people are paid to be awkward. Slightly different set of circumstances, but here’s my experience:

I phoned one of these Sky TV auction channels to place a bid, which was accepted. Half an hour, they phoned me back.

‘Can I have your name?’ he asked. Now, I don’t wish to sound bigoted, but personally I’d rather speak to…[Read more]

So we’re officially celebrating incredible levels of stupidity. Did anyone understand a word of the interview? Pete made more sense last year.

Did anyone else hear Charlie call Chanelle ‘bitch’ seconds after she sat back down?

I wasn’t gonna watch the funeral but then my aunt and uncle turned up unexpectedly so I had to or I’d never have heard the end of it.

ItsAndy – I heard that one a lot at school, along with ‘Dodi died and Di Died – try saying that ten times quickly’ The jokes were soon to follow ‘What have Diana and Glasgow Rangers got in common? Both crashed out…[Read more]

Chris Eubank and your third suggestion (I’ve attended diversity awareness training – apparently it’s immoral to even think the word) have been on before.

My first reaction when I switched the TV on that morning was ‘What the f**k is this? Saved By The Bell should be on by now….and it’s on every channel’ as I had just woken up and wasn’t paying any attention to what it actually was.

I’ll admit, at the time, I failed to see why it was such a big deal. I was 15 or so and didn’t think anyone really…[Read more]

6. Ziggy
5. Carole
4. Jonty
3. Brian (that’s three – the one between two and four, Bri)
2. Liam
1. Twins

Did anyone watch 8 out of 10 cats BB special? It’s a shame the way they ripped into Brian but then he is incredibly thick so who hasn’t? I loved it when he said he wrote to the universe even though he doesn’t know what the universe is!

I reckon Donetsk are going to be the only real stumbling block for Celtic too, there were actually a lot of decent teams in pot four so in a weird way I’m glad Rangers were in there and avoided them!

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Tough one for Rangers but not impossible. We’ve a decent record against the big teams at home and I think that’s where our best chances lie.

Not impossible you are right….its much worse than that :lol:

Are you kidding?! I bet Ronaldhino is praying his move to Chelsea goes through so that he doesn’t come…[Read more]

Tough one for Rangers but not impossible. We’ve a decent record against the big teams at home and I think that’s where our best chances lie.

Nice one, Talon. But who’s Melissa?!

@sunny wrote:

I was at the shop earlier heard a few women chatting …………..One was slagging ryns parents off for going the football games :shock: :shock:

And saying well wot you expect there from a council estate they no nothing better rough you can tell by looking at them :roll: :roll: :roll: i was boiling Then they was saying o i wish…

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@ubermik wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Nope, infact I don’t know of any kidnapper. And I emphasise the word ANY. And I doubt team McCann do either.

So basically you dont KNOW of the existance of a kidnapper who took Maddy then, so there might not be anyone else involved but her parents and you dont KNOW otherwise

So as I have been saying since the…

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I’m quietly confident about Rangers’ chances. Walter didn’t send his team out against SGSDKOHG GKJSKGA (I think that’s what they’re called) to win the game on the night but to ensure that their lead was safe. We’re getting good at winning ugly now – Killie, St.Mirren to name but two – but it is obvious that the team hasn’t properly gelled yet and…[Read more]

Nope, infact I don’t know of any kidnapper. And I emphasise the word ANY. And I doubt team McCann do either.

There’s probably a very simple explenation. For example, maybe he saw someone trying to peer through the blacked out windows in his car.

Maybe it just so happens that it was at that particular moment when he needed some air. Isn’t that possible?

I read on sky text that another appeal has been made to the ‘kidnapper’. This is presumably the mysterious kidnapper who lurks in the shadows and strikes without being seen or heard.

BM: I await your response with baited breath but remember one thing when you’re in the midst of throwing your toys at me. I’m not A/Hole, I’m THE hole.

Well I’m dyslexic so it makes perfect sense to me :lol:

(only kidding, I’m not but I can read it!)