JohnBoy25

You don’t say :roll: :lol:

I blame God. If he had just baked a cake instead of ‘creating’ the earth then none of us would be here to start anything.

:lol: :lol:

Think I’ll just have a mug of shit before going to bed

No, I don’t need alcohol for my brainwaves. They just come natrually :lol:

Anyway, that’d work. Any problems – just send for Eddie Murphy. All he needs is the knife.

This post is pointless and I should apologize but I didn’t like my post count!

Getting back to Tibet briefly, wasn’t ‘The Golden Child’ Tibetian? They should be more like him, he was funny :lol:

He could march in amongst the violence and bring a pepsi can to life and make it dance. Then they’d all be united in laughter and that’s the problem solved. Then China can have the olympics (just so that I’m vaguely on topic here!)

@Sword wrote:

John boy, could you imagine a school endorsing such a web site and one of their own running it?

Funnily enough, it’s something I’ve never pondered before

Actually, I’ll just take that as a ‘no’ :lol:

What’s your PTA and do I really want to see it along with everything else? :lol:

Lots of kids that age walk to school/home from school on their own though. Certainly round here anyway, used to do it myself and so did most of my mates.

Quite the opposite actually :lol:

Yep, I’ve got a few mates at work who are all Celtic fans and were bragging about how they’d win the treble this season and make great strides in Europe. I’ve got a feeling that the general opinion now would be ‘Well it’s the league that matters anyway. You’re welcome to the rest’

What a difference a day makes :lol:

The fact that it was indeed just a fart

You know it makes sense :lol:

Tell ya this with out the Irish ya wouldnt have the motorways

We’d also have less road accidents and less lives being lost as a result. Am I right or am I right? :lol:

There’s a piece about it in the Scottish Sun today (if I hadn’t been ogling Pamela Anderson for so long I’d have missed it) and it tells a slightly more detailed story than the initial one. Love the fact that his mother complained that her boy was targeted as he never ran away and was therefore the easiest.

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@emmalush wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

England is the greatest country on earth

If England is so great, then why are there English people living in Spain?

Just wondering how the logic works.

Because they don’t think so, just plain logic that :wink:

That’s the equivalent of saying ‘Look over there and count to 100’ :lol:

I know, some folk think it’s great. For the first few weeks it was alright – nice to get a bit of time off cos after leaving school I had a year at college, couple of weeks off then started a skillseeker placement for two and a bit years. So the initial break was nice but after that I was wearily bored, even applying for jobs that I didn’t…[Read more]

Obviously – don’t have any on DVD though. Love Patricia Routledge in Keeping Up Appearances too :lol:

Love The Office (and Extras) got them all on DVD, think Ricky Gervais as an actor and as a comedian is fantastic :lol:

Got all Bottom as well :lol: